Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Wish granted, but for 99% of the things you do, you will die from. I wish for happiness

 

(Lol that necro)
Granted, but you now only feel happy, and you are becoming crazy of not feeling anything else.
I wish for peace in the world.

 

Granted, there is no conflict anymore in the world, people can not deal with even the smallest of problems. I wish for classic to be revived.

 

Granted. Shitton of new players, more popular than minecraft. Constant updates. No bans for speedhackers :^> Also, new classes dlc.

I wish for people to stop playing classic

 

fk you

I wish for less dead people. I hate the clutter.

 

Granted. Now it's even more cluttered with spam.
I wish for a new brand of scotch made out of butter.

 

Wish granted! Here I am bby!

I wish Pikachu wasn't so fat.

 

Granted. Thin Pikachu is not hot Pikachu :(
I was for a new type of butter made out of scotch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

That is no reality... but here's some weed. Have fun.

I wish for a hat to cover my ludicrous hairdo.

 

Granted, but the hat got a big hole in it.
i wish A potato

 

Granted, but it was poisoned.
I wish for less archers in KAG.

 

Now everyone trolls knights with builders.
I wish for more wishes.

 

Let's get this started again.

Granted, but you can only make the same wish over and over again.
I wish for a reply on this thread.

 

Granted, but the reply is just me complaining about this thread.

I wish people would stop necroing this thread.

 

Granted, but now aliens start necroing it instead.
I wish I had a pizza.

 

Granted, but the pizza is poisonous.
I wish I had a good PC.

 

Granted. It's a great looking PC-Box, with nothing inside it!
I wish to get poisoned and die

 

Granted, but now you're stuck with me in the afterlife forever.
I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, but you get too close to the sun and catch on fire
I wish I had a proper net connection

 

Granted, but he who was granting it to you, was russian. Nyet connection for you asu.
I wish to spend my afterlife with joko :>