Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted - but he spends his afterlife in hell so enjoy satan's dank tortures 666

I wish for AsuMagic to finally help me with hosting Iko

 

Granted. However, as AsuMagic loves a Sunday night shindig, he's wasted.

I wish I was actually good as music.

 

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish bunnie stopped spamming me to host iko

 

Granted, but he stopped only after you hosted it.
I wish for Bunnie to not stop spamming Asumagic, even when he hosts iko.

 

Granted, but Asumagic torture you.

I wish for a less cancer community.

 

Granted, now there isn't anyone left
I wish I was actually finishing my projects

 

Granted, but your programs become self aware and kill you.
I wish I was part of the fourth dimension.

 

granted - but you aren't a part of the first, the second and the third dimension - so now you're only part of one dimension! complicated...

I wish for AsuMagic to stop ignoring my need for iko, teenagers are horny for sex, and I need my ikos

 

Granted, but AsuMagic hosts so many Iko servers that he crashes KAG.
I wish for a cookie.

 

granted but its poisoned, enjoy killing yourself we wont miss u
i wish to become asumagic

 

Granted, now you have to deal with bunnies spam about hosting iko. HF!
I wish someone to buy me Age Of Empires 2 HD D:

 

Granted, but now you're cursed to play it for eternity.
I wish an UNPOISONED cookie.

 

granted - it always burns though, so now you're on fire
i wish for infinite wishes

 

Granted, but wishes stay wishes and never come true :(
I wish king-george to have his unpoisoned and unburnable cookie!

 

granted - now you're forced to eat 10 of these cookies at the same time
i wish to be the president of planet earth

 

Granted, you're now president of another distant planet that is also called earth. You die because of the heat.
I wish for an unpoisoned, unburnable cookie that is of the quantity of one.

 

granted but when you touch the cookie you turn into stone
i wish for dank memes

 

granted, but these are only communist memes
i wish i couldn't get my wishes ruined

 

granted
i wish for money

 

Granted, but you suffocate from all the money.
I wish for AN UNBURNABLE, UNPOISONED COOKIE THAT DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO STONE WHEN YOU EAT IT AND IS ALSO OF EXACTLY ONE QUANTITY.