Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but you died coincidentally for absolutely no reason before eating it.
I wish it was easier to find up wishes to wish

 

granted, you now only think about shit wishes
i wish for a nice life

 

Granted but it ended yesterday.

I wish no one would interfere with this wish

 

Granted, no one interferes with your wish, but you died from a heart attack.
I wish for an unburnable, unpoisoned cookie that doesn't turn you into stone when you eat it and you also don't die for no reason and it is exactly of one quantity.

 

granted but you can't touch it for some reason. you just can't.
i wish king george would stop thinking of shit wishes including cookies

 

Granted. but he bakes himself a cookie.
i wish you change your profile pic

 

granted
i wish everyone changes his profile pic to revan

 

Granted, but i'm everyone!
I wish for someone to ruin my wish!

 

no
i wish people other than epic-guard would change their profile pics to revan

 

granted, now everyone hate you.
i wish for a better profile pic

 

granted but it's the same profile pic with 1 pixel changed
i wish for a pizza

 

Granted, but the pizza was on fire and it was poisoned, and when you touched it you turned into stone and you also die for no reason and there are a million of those pizzas.
I wish for an unburnable, unpoisoned cookie that doesn't turn you into stone when you eat it and you also don't die for no reason and it is exactly of one quantity and you can touch it normally.

 

Granted, but you didn't like it :D
I wish for mayonnaise.

 

sure but it's burning, it's poisoned, it turns you into stone when you eat it, you also die for no reason when you look at it and you can't touch it for no reason
i wish for furai to kill king-george for trying to eat his cookies

 

Granted. but king kills you before furai.
I wish for a better gpu

 

granted but it's not compatible with the rest of your pc

 

i wish for a new pc compatible with my gpu

 

Granted, your GPU magically disappears and you need to get a new one

I wish for @AsuMagic's love

 

Granted, but your love die. i wish for a new gpu that won't diseapear or make my pc diseapear

 

granted, your gpu isnt compatible with the rest of your pc

i wish for kag to be great again