Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted but there are no more players left.
I wish I knew how to mod.

 

Granted, but KAG gets a huge content update that ruins the mod's compatibility.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

granted but the sandwich eats you and upgrades into a burger with human meat.

I wish to eat the burger.

 

Granted, but you are ostracized as a cannibal.

I wish for a hot air balloon.

 

granted. it crashes and kills you

i wish for this wish to be ruined

 

"This Wish"​

I wish for some peace of mind.

 

Granted but the person who's mind you took a piece from ended up dying and you go to jail,

 

[I think your wish got cut off.]

 

i wish for stuff

 

Granted, but your stuff kills you thever moment you touch it.
I wish for a life :c

 

granted, it lasts 1 second
i wish for this thread to end

 

Granted, but another thread like this gets started.
I wish for a life that lasts forever :c

 

granted, but you get tortured your whole life.
i wish for a gpu that won't break or make my pc diseapear and that will be compatible with the rest of my pc

 

Granted, but it's old and obsolete.

I wish for a kayak.

 

Granted, but now you're afraid of water.
I wish I actually knew how to compose music

 

granted, now youre forced to compose pop music for the rest of your life

i wish for asumagic to come to discord and help me with cavestory

 

Granted, but he dies right afterward.
I wish for a flower.

 

I wish for mad KAG skillz.

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Granted, but the community fades.

 

i wish to get 150kdr once

 

Granted, but you get it only playing against Geti in a "Save The Princess" gamemode


I wish for a engaging social life