Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted but suddenly all your friends and family start trying to sell you essential oils and your family keeps asking for you to have kids, gradually everyone in your life becomes more fake and toxic and they will never leave you alone.

I wish for my own natural disaster proof private island in the middle of the ocean that has fast wifi where i earn money through my many bitcoin miners in order to purchase food and supplies online that use drones for shipping which are also natural disaster proof and also bitcoin will never die and will always be relevant.

 

granted but you die
i wish for lots of homek

 

granted but every single homek kills each other to figure out who's homek god
i wish for no crash in my local kag build anytime soon

 

granted, but you need to use windows
i wish for green elephants to appear in south germany

 

Granted, the elephants are green because they are plants and they eat all the sunlight and the earth goes into 1000 years of darkness and everyone including the elephants die, without the elephants eating all the sunlight, the earth comes back into the light but with no one there to witness it's return.

I wish my life had background music that suited the situation, and only i could hear it.

 

Sure you hear it, but eventually you get crazy about it.
I wish get smart

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and I also wish for the revitalization of the forums.