Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, Doctor Who was dispatched to go back in time and stop you from being born.

I wish I could make wittier comments on this thread.

 

Granted, however everyone's elses comments became 10 times more wittier than yours.

I wish for Hella to stop complaining and be happy for once in his meaningless (I was paid to say it) life.

 

Wish granted, but at the result of everyone being nice to you.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you broke the thread. Great.
I wish for fish.

 

Granted, but it turns out that it was dead (if you were talking about it as being a pet).
V2: Granted, but it was a zombie fish.
I wish for KAG 1.0 to be released to everyone, and that it was perfect, and we could play on it forever. Except, free members have to play Classic KAG only.

 

Smooth, real smooth.
Seriously, well played ( I was talking about to eat btw)

 

I was expecting you got everything but oh well :P

Granted, but some sneaky administrator took away your premium and sold it on the black market

I wish for people in this world to be nice.

 

Granted, you give one to yourself (somehow) but get stuck in that position...

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted but there's a all your money tax going on
I wish I wished so the wish line didn't stop

 

Wish granted, but you can never wish again.

I wish for the unity of action and mole and that they would not fight like little girls to each other.

 

Granted but it creates an action-mole that is crushed by a combonation of BoW,YB and mercenaries.

I wish for a jam dohnut.

 

Granted, but it's blood not jam.

I wish for the world to not spin! :D

 

Granted. But one half of the world burns and the other freezes.

 

Granted but then you made a wish too.

I wish for UnnamedPlayer to be a named hero!

 

Granted. But if he becomes a named hero he ceases to be unnamed player.

I wish for cadburys

 

Granted, but you get Cadbury (kag player) instead.
I wish for a Gibson hollowbody electric guitar