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New 3 Word Story

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by ImAwesome, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt
     
  2. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
     
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  3. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I
     
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  4. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
     
  5. feet

    feet Bison Rider

    Messages:
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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "
     
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  6. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

    Messages:
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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir.''
     
  7. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin
     
  8. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

    Messages:
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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will
     
  9. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

    Messages:
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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting
     
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  10. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas
     
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  11. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman
     
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  12. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger
     
  13. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken
     
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  14. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would
     
  15. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. (Batman is terrible at opening bottles)
     
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  16. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. :eek:
     
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  17. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did.:eek: Batman decided that
     
  18. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did.:eek: Batman decided that he would seek
     
  19. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did.:eek: Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in
     
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    On a dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' few taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin!
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did.:eek: Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making