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New 3 Word Story

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by ImAwesome, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    183
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils.
     
  2. ToxicArcher

    ToxicArcher Bison Rider

    Messages:
    18
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish.
     
  3. feet

    feet Bison Rider

    Messages:
    233
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was
     
  4. XyellowX

    XyellowX Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
    1. Practitioners of War Extreme Revolution - POWER

    Messages:
    64
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata
     
  5. feet

    feet Bison Rider

    Messages:
    233
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting
     
  6. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

    Messages:
    183
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime
     
  7. feet

    feet Bison Rider

    Messages:
    233
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love
     
  8. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

    Messages:
    183
    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit
     
  9. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

    Messages:
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    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker
     
  10. feet

    feet Bison Rider

    Messages:
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    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him.
     
  11. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

    Messages:
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    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him. Because pedo alert
     
  12. Gonf

    Gonf Base Burner

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    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him. Because pedo alert he sucks Caulk.
     
  13. One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him. Because pedo alert he sucks caulk. Caulk Sucker didn't
     
  14. Gonf

    Gonf Base Burner

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    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him. Because pedo alert he sucks Caulk. Caulk sucker didn't like being armpit
     
  15. One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him. Because pedo alert he sucks Caulk. Caulk sucker didn't like being molested in the armpit
     
  16. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    One dark night, Batman responded, "Only fools think that I was once a mere sprightly young lad who had a hankerin' fer taters. When Nero came and put [me] Batman in hell, he ate my liver and opened pandora's specialty bento box. In the box, I saw a unicorn with a sparkling white horn. As he flew over a herd of undeveloped humans, I promised to ensure the safety of every citizen as soon as, I finish this book about Canadians. I should stop trying to do finish this book." Robin looked bewildered.
    "Holy shit, Batman! Look at my ding ding dong flying cat burger! It's eating a piece of concrete while performing backflips. "Oh Dear Lord! We ought to stop it before the boogie man tries to steal all the candy!"
    "not the candy, My huge lederhosen!" replied Robin.
    A giant floating Lemon started attacking Batman. First, Batman started swinging his hips, then he jumped into an odd looking pile of broken Heineken bottles. Suddenly, Enka music starts to play out of Batman's very oddly positioned jumper. Robin asked, "why do you wear your jumper on your feet?"
    "Because, my feet get very cold since I've lost my socks when a fox stole one of your jocks," Batman cried, and said "its soo cold up in Alaska.",
    Robin replied "But what about the smurfs? Are they okay in their bright blue city? They still owe neverland a debt, that U-Kiss song."
    Batman gasped, "I need chocolate NOW!''
    Alfred immediately responded, "Quite right sir. I"ll get robin and we will go chocolate hunting with sexy pandas."
    "Good" replied Batman, placing his finger on the Heineken hoping someone would open the bottle. But no-one did. Batman decided that he would seek a gadget in a deep love-making cave of leprechauns. First, however he needed to take a pink bra and soak it with many big watermelons so it would land with Batman doing backflips with a flying burrito. They claimed that it would lead to a magical room filled with women and kiddy pools filled with sharp needles so that everyone would salute pandas or face getting.
    The shoe stood on two feet because the third had a problem with dry sheets and frequent masturbation and was missing a motherfreaking toe!!! Shit got serious, shit got amazing, shit got thrown, shit got done, shit got seen, and no matter shit shit shit so many moutaches that look like they have been shat on by (what do you mean by ''shat''? "I mean shitted) a light bulb. It then proceded to eat a llama because it shaved someone's nostrils with a Swordfish. The Swordfish was secretly a pinata who was waiting a whole lifetime for the love of an armpit named Caulk Sucker. Parents hate him. Because pedo alert he sucks Caulk. Caulk Sucker didn't like being molested in the armpit for obvious reasons.
     
  17. 1. Shit gets all
     
  18. dandyking7179

    dandyking7179 Bison Rider

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    Shit gets all the blame when
     
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  19. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

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    Shit gets all the blame when his bros fap
     
  20. rocker2

    rocker2 Ballista Bolt Thrower
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    Shit gets all the blame when his bros fap on the couch