Perfect Kills

Sorry my bad, haha got too caught up into kag. ;)

 

My perfect kill?

I was alone, my whole team were either dead, or had fled underground, camping, on Obans epic RTDM. There were 3 blues, all advancing towards me. As my instincts told me, I fled, jumping over them, landing a few stabs on their noggins.
But it was then when my fight or flight instincts took a hold of me. I chose fight.
Quickly, the blue at the head of the que for my demise charged at me, readying a slash, but quickly, I dodged, stabbing him twice, watching his limp body fall onto the ground, my various emotes flooded, :p :D :).

Then the second one done the same, charging at me. I charged my slash. He went in, trying to hit me, but I was on higher ground, I jumped over him, double slashed his back, and fled past the next one. He was a clever one, coming at me quick, avoiding any unneeded attacks.

I finally got up high, I stared at my foe, he was waiting for me to attack first. I took the leap of faith, jumping, placing my shield beneath my buttocks, he couldn't dodge, and i squashed his face with my ass, making that satisfying 8 bit crunching noise.

I call it.
*Puts on sunglasses*
Ass-assination
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

so i was on BC flatmap and i logged in when the units where 0-0, while i was gathering coins my whole team died and it was me vs 16.
so obviously i blow through 15 of them and then there was 1 left, bomba was his tag (not harms) and he was stuck between 2 of our towers. i jump in and try to kill him, he lights a bomb, throws it, it bounces off the tower behind me, and finally i bash him up and him and his bomb collide in the air and explode.
best.finisher.evar ;3.

 

You died too.

 

But I succeeded in winning my team the game, plus it was pretty badass.

 

(Back in the day when shield bash was enabled.)

I was walking through the fields as 3 enemy knights came at me, jab spamming and not even thinking about bashes. As they were coming for me I saw a wall with spikes the enemy built a while ago.
Dodging their blades i quickly shield based all of them into the spikes, they all died...