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Poetry Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clazy, Mar 2, 2012.

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  1. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Add 5000 more pages to your poem.
    But I just edited mine.
     
  2. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    Finally finished touching it up. Here's my submission:


    The frail light of the silver moon shined bright
    And all across the kingdom people slept.
    Sleep they would, ‘till up the darkness crept
    And wakened them, screaming in their fright.

    The evil born of earth and death and hate
    Had bone to pick with all our peaceful days.
    So the living dead came stumbling on their way
    And fell upon our walls and sturdy gate.

    The bowmen shot, and Knights came rushing down
    Into the dark to slay the demon spawn.
    We hoped that we could last ‘till rays of dawn,
    But likely we would in these corpses drown.

    The captain of the guard gave us a sign
    To form our ranks and brace ourselves to fight.
    We knew that we would not see morning’s light.
    But we’d prove ourselves this night, just one last time….
     
  3. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    We had peaceful days?
     
  4. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    There was no requirement saying that the poem had to strictly follow what happens in the game. My vision of KAG's future is great castles, towns, and evils that we, the players, must fight against together.

    Also, we're not going to be slaughtering our allies in Multiplayer Zombie Mode, are we?

    Thus, peace.
     
  5. Jackal

    Jackal Shark Slayer

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    Getting pretty excited. :O
     
  6. The_Khan

    The_Khan Bison Rider

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    I'm pretty gloomy. I think I'm going to lose. :(
     
  7. Raron

    Raron KAG Guard Tester

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    And the winner is __________. <----Put Rarons name here
     
  8. The_Khan

    The_Khan Bison Rider

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    And the winner is The Khan. :)
     
  9. DarkHairedIrish

    DarkHairedIrish Shopkeep Stealer

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    And the winner is... TBD (To be determined) still.
     
  10. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    The winner is to be announced on the 10th, as the Original Post said.

    Stop complaining, people.
     
  11. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    And the winner is announced 10th of March.
     
  12. Clazy

    Clazy Shopkeep Stealer

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    CLOSED!
     
  13. Poonchy

    Poonchy Tree Planter

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    yo yo motherfucker

    pop pop

    watching fools drop


    awwww yeaaah

    yo my name is dj asshut, and im all up

    ill spin you faster than my ceramics cup

    you best watch out, before i shank you

    you'll be crying, and ill go grab you a tissue

    yo yo yo


    haters gonna hate

    rabbits gonna mate

    you aint got shit on my figure skates

    pop pop

    watching kiddies drop

    420 smoke weed all day

    nobody has as much swag as me, everyone who tries just looks gay

    dj asshut, wrecking your shit up


    in a flurry im gonna smash your jaw up

    vroom

    faster than sound

    nobody knows how i get around

    im just the best playah

    so stop being a hateh


    your just mad cause your mom didnt make you mashed potatah

    dj asshut outtttt


    rate please, im an aspiring rapper and this took me a while to make
     
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  14. Raron

    Raron KAG Guard Tester

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    1st its closed
    2nd How is this Kag related?
     
  15. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Well winners are going to be announced 10th, so who do you think will win?
     
  16. sj67

    sj67 Greg hunter

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    Jackal of course. ;3

    But I like all poems. :D
     
  17. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    I don't know who's going to win. There's definitely some stuff out there that can easily rival my poetry.

    We won't know until we know, ya know?
     
  18. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]
    2. REKINS OF SEAS: Super Crew of Ultimate Havoking 2: Return of King of KAG: Chapter 420blazeit - REKIN

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    It's already been decided, I could say who it is, but Clazy is the one who is going to post. I assume he'll post in about 1-5 hours from now when he's back on. Please note that he's based in the US, so it may actually be end up as March 11th for those of you in the EU and Australia.
     
  19. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Who would have guessed _____ would win?
     
  20. Raron

    Raron KAG Guard Tester

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    I was tottaly sure ______ would win
     
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