Well actually a doctor explained to me that humans have very similar strips of tissue to pigs on our chests that can be turned into nipples, so technically I'm more pig like than you guys.... I'd just say that I am the next gen human because I am tall, drug resistant, alcohol resistant (yeah I know that's a drug, and by drug resistant I meant medical drugs like anaesthetics and painkillers etc), have an indestructible head, 5 nips, my arms wont go straight so there is no chance of me ever falling and hyper extending my arms, I can switch off my sleep instincts if I want to stay awake for multiple days and I have excellent teeth like I'm really surprised I haven't chipped or smashed any of them yet, I got my dads super thick enamel. Also my lymph nodes sit on my mastoid bone so I can tell if I am ill or not by touching behind my ears. And I get a strange tingling behind my eyes when I am at the threshold of becoming drunk, so I can't accidentally get drunk. And I'm pretty good at KAG.