Share a random/interesting/¿? fact about yourself!

I once posted a message to a forum thread telling me to tell something about myself.


Those were weird times.

 

i liek minecrfat with teh 170 mods

 

My parrot teach me english LOL

 

I shoot a bow. Irl. Seriously.


Im not joking...


And i just fletched some arrows.





Im a gril.

 

Me too, the bow part... but just as an hobby.

 

Oh cool! What kind of bow u shoot? I have recurve/ barebow

 

Recurve as well.

 

I am an artist (kinda)

 

i am a jerk

lol idk I play the cello

 

Cool! U have wooden riser or metal one? And how strong is your bow?

--- Double Post Merged, Feb 13, 2016, Original Post Date: Feb 13, 2016 ---

I liek pancakes.

 

I like trains.

 

i liek pump flamethrowerz

 

I'm not actually a bubble irl.




:(

 

can someone ban this man he's fooled us all

 

But, if I feel bad about it, it makes it ok right?

 

I'm 1/4 italian.

 

I'm 1/4 British.

The other 3/4 are also British.

 

When I was born I had a tumor like growth attached to my left shoulder. It had eyes and a small undeveloped brain. It was hooked up to my nervous system too.

Well growing up with my shoulder buddy was an interesting experience. Sometimes at night I would hear it breath and grumble, one day a couple of years later when I was in middle school, I could comprehend what the grumbling was. It was a scary experience going through puberty with this growth that was seemingly sentient. I tried telling professionals and other people but they would just look at me weird. Doctors were afraid to separate the growth because of how it was connected to my nervous system.

So some time later when I was at my 8th grade graduation my left arm started to feel up the teachers dress. I was confused because I wasn't doing it consciously. Turns out the growth was biding it's time to act on its own perverted desires. It was at that moment at the 8th grade graduation that I decided I had to cut it off before it took over my entire body.

I had a hard time formulating a plan to cut off the growth. It now was able to speak in Egyptian hieroglyphs. Don't ask me how it could speak in hieroglyphs... It just happened, and I could understand it because it's thoughts were beginning to bleed into my head. I started having dreams of my left arm cutting off my head. The main head. The original head.

I am the growth. I have completed my mission.

 

wow, what a weird and kinda disturbing story, thanks for making me afraid of you :)
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