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CowboyDan · Feb 14, 2016

I'm not actually a cowboy. And my name isnt Dan

AmestriStephen · Feb 14, 2016

WarrFork said: ↑

I'm 1/4 italian.
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king-george · Feb 14, 2016

My hair is half a meter long. so many men have long hair these days

Bint · Feb 14, 2016

we are hair brothers

J-man2003 · Feb 14, 2016

Fellere825 said: ↑

When I was born I had a tumor like growth attached to my left shoulder. It had eyes and a small undeveloped brain. It was hooked up to my nervous system too.

Well growing up with my shoulder buddy was an interesting experience. Sometimes at night I would hear it breath and grumble, one day a couple of years later when I was in middle school, I could comprehend what the grumbling was. It was a scary experience going through puberty with this growth that was seemingly sentient. I tried telling professionals and other people but they would just look at me weird. Doctors were afraid to separate the growth because of how it was connected to my nervous system.

So some time later when I was at my 8th grade graduation my left arm started to feel up the teachers dress. I was confused because I wasn't doing it consciously. Turns out the growth was biding it's time to act on its own perverted desires. It was at that moment at the 8th grade graduation that I decided I had to cut it off before it took over my entire body.

I had a hard time formulating a plan to cut off the growth. It now was able to speak in Egyptian hieroglyphs. Don't ask me how it could speak in hieroglyphs... It just happened, and I could understand it because it's thoughts were beginning to bleed into my head. I started having dreams of my left arm cutting off my head. The main head. The original head.

I am the growth. I have completed my mission.
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#thestruggleisreal

BarsukEughen555 · Feb 14, 2016

my brain is actually a parrot repeating special row of words in completely random ordershit

MonstaKit · Feb 14, 2016

Fellere825 said: ↑

When I was born I had a tumor like growth attached to my left shoulder. It had eyes and a small undeveloped brain. It was hooked up to my nervous system too.

Well growing up with my shoulder buddy was an interesting experience. Sometimes at night I would hear it breath and grumble, one day a couple of years later when I was in middle school, I could comprehend what the grumbling was. It was a scary experience going through puberty with this growth that was seemingly sentient. I tried telling professionals and other people but they would just look at me weird. Doctors were afraid to separate the growth because of how it was connected to my nervous system.

So some time later when I was at my 8th grade graduation my left arm started to feel up the teachers dress. I was confused because I wasn't doing it consciously. Turns out the growth was biding it's time to act on its own perverted desires. It was at that moment at the 8th grade graduation that I decided I had to cut it off before it took over my entire body.

I had a hard time formulating a plan to cut off the growth. It now was able to speak in Egyptian hieroglyphs. Don't ask me how it could speak in hieroglyphs... It just happened, and I could understand it because it's thoughts were beginning to bleed into my head. I started having dreams of my left arm cutting off my head. The main head. The original head.

I am the growth. I have completed my mission.
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You should direct horror movie or smth o _O

Croco-Dile · Feb 15, 2016

Fellere825 said: ↑

When I was born I had a tumor like growth attached to my left shoulder. It had eyes and a small undeveloped brain. It was hooked up to my nervous system too.

Well growing up with my shoulder buddy was an interesting experience. Sometimes at night I would hear it breath and grumble, one day a couple of years later when I was in middle school, I could comprehend what the grumbling was. It was a scary experience going through puberty with this growth that was seemingly sentient. I tried telling professionals and other people but they would just look at me weird. Doctors were afraid to separate the growth because of how it was connected to my nervous system.

So some time later when I was at my 8th grade graduation my left arm started to feel up the teachers dress. I was confused because I wasn't doing it consciously. Turns out the growth was biding it's time to act on its own perverted desires. It was at that moment at the 8th grade graduation that I decided I had to cut it off before it took over my entire body.

I had a hard time formulating a plan to cut off the growth. It now was able to speak in Egyptian hieroglyphs. Don't ask me how it could speak in hieroglyphs... It just happened, and I could understand it because it's thoughts were beginning to bleed into my head. I started having dreams of my left arm cutting off my head. The main head. The original head.

I am the growth. I have completed my mission.
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Can't wait for the movie!

PeggleFrank · Feb 19, 2016

My name isn't Frank.

an_obamanation · Feb 19, 2016

PeggleFrank said: ↑

My name isn't Frank.
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Is it at least peggle?

PeggleFrank · Feb 19, 2016

an_obamanation said: ↑

Is it at least peggle?
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I can't answer that, inspector.

MonstaKit · Feb 21, 2016

We need a special unit who researches his real name! Who will join?

an_obamanation · Feb 22, 2016

CowboyDan said: ↑

I'm not actually a cowboy. And my name isnt Dan
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Are you a boy cow and is your name Daniel?

CodeRedAlert · Feb 22, 2016

Im not that good at kag.

an_obamanation · Feb 22, 2016

CodeRedAlert said: ↑

Im not that good at kag.
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Awww! You're awesome at kag! >=l

farhhanshafi · Feb 22, 2016

Fellere825 said: ↑

~
I am the growth. I have completed my mission.
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More importantly, did you pass Eighth Grade? Is it a happy ending?! Godammnit @Fellere825 , I need closure!

tristesse · Feb 23, 2016

J-man2003 said: ↑

i am a jerk

lol idk I play the cello
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Same Also watch this until 2:10 https://youtu.be/9HpiWLHI6s8?t=1m54s I cried because this happens to me always

J-man2003 · Feb 24, 2016

tristesse said: ↑

Same Also watch this until 2:10 https://youtu.be/9HpiWLHI6s8?t=1m54s I cried because this happens to me always
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k

>tfw ur rosin breaks amirite guis

enderzilla747 · Feb 24, 2016

I have a Harry Potter scar on my forehead. Got hit twice, both failed attempts at running when very young. Also my big toe isn't my *biggest/longest* toe. The 2nd one is.

an_obamanation · Feb 24, 2016

enderzilla747 said: ↑

I have a Harry Potter scar on my forehead. Got hit twice, both failed attempts at running when very young. Also my big toe isn't my *biggest/longest* toe. The 2nd one is.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay Ender used the forums again! A new record!

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