Share your confessions (Confess!)

I think I accidentally poured orange juice in my cereal once...

 

I once made a drink of concentrated juice and forgot to put water in :3.

 

I used to think the vagina was called the front butt. I called my "sippy" cup a "bubba cup", I called my favorite blanket "C-C". As you can tell, I wasn't too fond of how things were called when I was a kid (still am) so.

 

o shit, vagina isn't front butt?

 

I've been to the psichologyst like ... 3 times in my life, with that i mean several times in 3 different periods of my young life.

I ... I am not crazy i tell you! let me go!

 

dont worry friend mine went away after a month or so. i think its because of how tight my headphones usually lay and how thick my hair can be.

 

How many people did ya murder? :v

 

As far as i know, none. Maybe while i sleep!

 

im well-known round place where i live
i managed to break off parts of the actual building, and there's a huge hole in one of the nearby's building now made w/ me and my fists

 

I think I forgot to put cereal in my orange juice once... bad times.

 

Sometimes I take a sip of Canadian #almostmaplesyrup

 

I drink apple juice because it looks like beer :^)

 

I drink water because it looks like vodka.

 

i drink vodka because it looks like water

 

I called my cat mum today... and you think you have parental problems.

 

How does a cat mum pick up the phone? Oh wait, missing [grammatical problem of Paralogia's choice] strikes again.

 

No my mum is literally a cat.