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State of the beta

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by MM, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. Kalikst

    Kalikst Bison Rider Tester
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    bot
     
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  2. SentinelTank

    SentinelTank Shark Slayer

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    Cameron is most POWERful bot ever
     
  3. Tx_Syclone_xT

    Tx_Syclone_xT Builder Stabber

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    Is their any date this will be released? so excited :):dance:
     
  4. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Yes, you are.

    And he's exactly right. KAG isn't about minecrafting in the backfield. You know the game from which that name was derived? Minecraft? Go play that if you want to be a brainless moron who contributes nothing, and therefore does nothing. If this is the type of shit you're trying to defend, you certainly don't belong here and I truly think your only aim on this forum is to be a fucking contrarian.

    On topic...

    Glad the boys were able to meet up at dat GDC and get some shit done.
     
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  5. Classic

    Classic Bison Rider

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    You are very lucky dude.
    I think kag 1.0 will be ready in April.. :rollseyes:
     
  6. delankski

    delankski Horde Gibber

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  7. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Well it depends on the video they give us i think, surely we can guesstimate how long it will be once we see it.
     
  8. AnRK

    AnRK Shark Slayer

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    Has it's own thread now, should probably try to keep all relevant discussion in there cos we've had enough posting all over the place in loads of threads about the same thing (not having a go at you for mentioning it by the way).

    https://forum.kag2d.com/threads/snags.12724/

    End of April sounds pretty optimistic (*edit* unintended shitty pun) though for a full release, by the sounds of it some sort of stripped down beta should be knocking about though.

    A video is always gonna give a skewed idea of what state the game is in, they're only gonna show us bits of the game that are done, and they still wanna leave some surprises for us afterall. MM pissing about on a server by himself isn't gonna show us what a crappy state the games performance is in for example.
    Anyway, contradicted myself a tad there but thought that was worth mentioning :P
     
  9. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    I find it funny that you've all been "guesstimating" for MONTHS now, and you've been wrong every single time. Don't you think it's best to just sit and wait patiently like good little boys and girls and stop trying to hype a date that isn't gonna happen? I pretty much blasted Ninja12 about this not too long ago.
     
  10. GloriousToast

    GloriousToast Haxor Donator

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    oh and people haven't been playing the lottery for years now?
     
  11. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    That's not at all the same. Lottery is a game of luck. The KAG release date is something that doesn't even have chances, it's just it does or it doesn't. Every $5 instant scratch off ticket has about a 1 in 4 chance of winning at least $5. With KAG, you have a 100% chance of looking like a moron for trying to guess the release date.
     
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  12. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    unless your a dev, then you have a 100% chance of having mass amounts of impatient/excited people making a cult for you
     
  13. BlueLuigi

    BlueLuigi :^) Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    I literally spit out my cereal at this, too fucking funny.
     
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  14. GloriousToast

    GloriousToast Haxor Donator

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    Guessing kag release date is a form of luck. There is a chance of naming the due date 1 out of any amounts of days that changes every day we get closer to the actually due date. When I am talking about lottery, I am talking about the 1 in a billion people jackpot, win big 10 million. With a picking 6 numbers in 49 lotto you have a 1 in 13,983,816 chance you will win it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery_mathematics). Here, in kag we have a 1 in 365.25 of choosing the correct date. so theoretically i can name every single date from here to the end of the year and likely get it right, (unless we hit more snags or something really shitty happens).
     
  15. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    And what happens if the game is never released, and this was all a conspiracy in order to claim your hard earned cash, with the sole intent of buying horrendous quanities of horse porn?


    edit: Naaaah, only joking. April fools! The developers would never use your money to buy horse porn, not when it's free online. Nope, duck porn is where it's at.
     
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  16. Razzey

    Razzey Builder Stabber

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    This made me laugh more than it had to! Also very true!
     
  17. Alpaca

    Alpaca Base Burner

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    Solution: It's done when it's done. Sheesh.

    Also, toasty, I'm ashamed of you for having to go to wikipedia to get the math on that, you should have been able to do it urself.
     
  18. TheWids

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    I just watched the new beta gameplay video. My eyes got all wet and literally 1 tear rolled down my cheek. I'm still having a hard time grasping all of it. It's just, so good. I don't even know where to, like, even start like, wow.
     
  19. Spoolooni

    Spoolooni Shark Slayer

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    State of beta: Never ending story
     
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  20. Contrary

    Contrary The Audacious Paramount of Explosive Flight Donator Tester

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    Woah you guys are impatient as fuck. Go back in time and hang out around the Cortex Command fandom. Some members waited over a decade for the game to finish and it's still shit.

    The dev team is literally doing everything they can, they are constantly taking your feedback and giving previews all the time. Most developers wouldn't do half as much as these guys.