Story The Chronicles of Daskew: ARCHER RACES!

Only real men can jump the canyon!

Upon seeing something interesting about downward facing platforms, where they greatly enhance your speed I decided to make a HUGE canyon jumping level

WANNA SEE ARCHERS GO FLYING?




Later on more players joined and a few actually made it.

 

https://forum.thd.vg/threads/poll-male-vs-female-player-count.25794/
^^^
Contains lots of details essays on why not to be sexist

 

Dask, why so sexist? ;<
If I ever decide to play that map, I'd surely pick the grils side cause it looks easier, and as everyone knows I suck at kag, so maybe rename it from 'Girls' to 'blackjoker and his similarly nooby pals'. :^)

 

Everyone begins at the girl side, and they have to get to the men side (i think).

 

I meant like staying on it forever, camping, because it's too hard for me.

 

ha, what a girl

 

Be a man! (being sexist on purpose)

 

After these encouraging statements, I decided to give it a shot.
The 47 horrible attempts to score victory -that obviously ended up with failure- almost made me loose my self confidence; yet I tried not to give up and to stick with the old blaming my mouse, keyboard, brother and eventually @daskew87 's over-sadism methodology. And guess what, I made it in the 48th attempt!


Below you can see me re-doing it.

Spoiler

PS: for those wondering, the number of times I failed doing it was totally accurate (47 times).
And as far as I'm acknowledged, I've won the challenge since seemingly the only rule that existed was "get to the other side", right?
So...daskus when am I receiving my trophy? :^)
Disclaimer: That wasn't more than a joke, pls no h8 :>

 

omg so manly!

 

Kedram Humiliation

So I left two logins of myself in factions idle.

And I came back to this...





(malt said it was kedram lol)

 

Some people are so immature...

 

i like the most sentence in chat *Blue_Tiger has left the server.*

 

ARCHER RACES!



I decided to host an event where players would compete against each other for PURE speed on some specialised maps.

They would complete a very long simple terrain course, trying to edge further ahead of each other...


(I enjoyed kicking mud into people's faces)

@Koi_ joined in for some of the races and actually has made a mod for this now!

There's a barrier that automatically comes down after some seconds into the map start after a countdown. The times also get recorded. There is some more work to do, but it will hopefully be really good.

 

I am still a undefeated champion