The great list of Ej's awesome ideas.

72. shad hats
(edit hah hah, I didn't put that shad there)

 

73. Anti sky penis (this is the right name of skybridge no? if it's not, the joke don't make sense) dildo, when activate, the vibration make the sky penis to collapse on the enemy team.

 

74. the anti sky penis should summon giant worms, that you can then ride around
http://youtu.be/WVqXE9ZY5wk

 

75. Premium who wear zombie hat has to be gibbed, if not they will raised among the dead, again and again.

 

But back in days even older than medieval times, they had in China, those "cannon" things that shoot debris and whatnot out, using gunpowder. So it's still possible if using dated ideas.

 

I just can't let this thread die !

 

76 troll face emotes!

 

Dirt is overpowed. To fix this you should be able to build an Octopus at a siege workshop for 738292 arrows.
The octopus will then sit there, dying, unless thrown into water.
if it gets into water, all dirt on the map instantly explodes.
(Balancing issue: Dirt no longer exists.)

 

We should also be able to summon :
Unicorns
Dragons
Foods
Ale/Beer/Rum/Wine/
Knees with arrows, to make everyone who rushes a *guard*.
*I did not realize the implication of that word.