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The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleggy, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Waky

    Waky Ballista Bolt Thrower

    I went oops because I didn't make a haiku I just winged it. lol

    Now that I look back I quoted the wrong thing in your post.
  2. J-man2003

    J-man2003 Arsonist

    I prefer free roam poetry in which the speech corresponds to important themes of life and society.

    In other words, not haikus

    To escape the chains of serpents,
    Is to fight Jupiter's moons
    And though a crater's details are persistent,
    It is worth a slice of the saint's blade.

    The first person to correctly decipher it will get 5 Steam dollars.

    *Do not expect me to keep that deposit true.
  3. EhRa

    EhRa Ooooooof Staff Alumni Donator
    1. KRPG


    To fight for freedom
    Is to fight a whole army
    And though the tides of battle are forever changing
    It is worth dying a heroic death than not trying at all

  4. PeggleFrank

    PeggleFrank Base Burner

    To escape our slavery
    Is to fight an unbeatable foe
    And though war never changes
    It is necessary to fight
  5. J-man2003

    J-man2003 Arsonist

    Close, the same general theme I was trying to make, so you get the money. (I'll have it in about a week or two)
    --- Double Post Merged, May 25, 2015 ---
    Too specific, your version more of a metaphor for the theme I tried to convey
    PeggleFrank likes this.
  6. EhRa

    EhRa Ooooooof Staff Alumni Donator
    1. KRPG

    You don't have to give me the money, just did it for fun. But if your going to give it to someone like @toffie0 or @TheFlare
  7. bunnie

    bunnie Haxor Tester

    Iko is awesome
    Shitmap extravaganza
    A vote has begun
  8. Cohen

    Cohen Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni Tester

    Auto generated sentences combining KAG chat logs and King James Bible, inspired by http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/

  9. bunnie

    bunnie Haxor Tester

    welcom to kag the game where you can go fuck deynarde, when there is a shame JOAN rikt SHIT fuck ups kek gg gg gg go to eu? k ;o basea best
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 2, 2018, Original Post Date: Feb 2, 2018 ---
    I love him so much.
    Just for beloved Fuzzle
    I wish to be girl
  10. Mldrm

    Mldrm Horde Gibber

    .2 KDR
    I am really bad at kag
    How am I so shit
    bru-jaz and bunnie like this.
  11. ieatpieandlikepie

    ieatpieandlikepie Drill Rusher

    how to write haiku
    someone teach me the way
    find tutorial????????
  12. A poem:

    The bursting bombs give swift percussion.
    A rain of arrows make sweet melody as they fall.
    But the bold choir of the dying's screams
    Mark the end of all.
    Biurza likes this.
  13. As I left the tent
    An arrow flashed by,
    Got me in the skull it did,
    It led me back inside.
    ShamWow-SuperRag likes this.
  14. PussyDestroyer

    PussyDestroyer Bison Rider

    I have never thought it will be this alone on top,
    Is it forbidden to learn ? to succeed?
    I always wanted to be on top why does it hurts a lot?
    Being alone, being done, sitting on top of mountain while mentally falling down.
  15. Bint

    Bint Haxor

    Me like cheese well much
    Like heckin loads you know like?
    Wow, cheese is just....wow

    Where is mine bagel?
    My bloody lovely bread friend
    Ruddy poo! Wot do?
    bunnie likes this.
  16. bunnie

    bunnie Haxor Tester

    Roses are red
    KDR is nine
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2018
    Sytoplasma, Biurza and mcrifel like this.
  17. ShnitzelKiller

    ShnitzelKiller Haxor

    This game is so dead
    That the official servers
    Crash when they're disturbed
    Beef and Biurza like this.
  18. bunnie

    bunnie Haxor Tester

    Roses are red,
    5th best knight is Eluded,
    I'm in love with Basea and
  19. PooManCHU

    PooManCHU Shopkeep Stealer

    arrow hits my heart
    i think i am dead but no
    for i have three more
    Sytoplasma likes this.
  20. PussyDestroyer

    PussyDestroyer Bison Rider

    There are many things I miss
    arrows in the knees
    falling into hordes
    slaughtering them with my sword
    seeking emotions while being depressed
    now I'm all alone, dancing in my home
    could you find me another excuse
    to go outside, and meet new people
    I don't so that's all.