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The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleggy, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. Excelsier

    Excelsier Shipwright

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    4
    Watch the bomb jumper,
    The archer is firing at him,
    Oh f*ck, the knight- squat
     
    Excelsier, Apr 9, 2013
    #101
  2. Mazey

    Mazey Haxor Global Moderator Forum Moderator Staff Alumni Donator Official Server Admin

    Messages:
    1,914
    spamming is very cool,
    those who have no swag at all,
    ban ban ban ban mute
     
    Mazey, Apr 21, 2013
    #102
    Blubahub likes this.
  3. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

    Messages:
    498
    heres my average game

    I join the red team
    red is getting base-raped
    i cannot switch teams
     
    eamono, Apr 21, 2013
    #103
  4. Vaine

    Vaine Horde Gibber

    Messages:
    135
    How do I Haiku
    I'm really bad at this shit
    Weat-a-bix tastes good
     
    Vaine, Apr 23, 2013
    #104
  5. TheUltraHamster

    TheUltraHamster Tree Planter

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    67
    When is Beta out?
    It's been such a long ass time
    I can not take it

    :QQ:
     
    TheUltraHamster, Apr 23, 2013
    #105
    cleggy likes this.
  6. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor

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    289
    No idea what this is about:

    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    I killed the gardener...
     
    SJD360, Apr 23, 2013
    #106
  7. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

    Messages:
    1,655
    That was not haiku,
    Learn to haiku now, you butt,
    Haiku master race.
     
    Hella, Apr 23, 2013
    #107
  8. SMASH1413

    SMASH1413 Bison Rider

    Messages:
    225
    Ban to the greifers,
    And also to the hackers,
    Admin will save us!

    I know it's not too good but I wrote it quite quick :)
     
    SMASH1413, Jun 19, 2013
    #108
    cleggy and Hella like this.
  9. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

    Messages:
    360
    I have 20 coins.
    I buy 1 explosive bomb.
    Slash, slash. I HAD BOMBS?!?!

    EDIT:

    WarrFork's anime.
    It makes everyone wonder:
    Is WarrFork this gay?

    ( p.s. I maed it rhyme c: )
     
    Conquerer, Jul 4, 2013
    #109
    SMASH1413 and Beepo like this.
  10. Waky

    Waky Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Beta is cool,
    Beta is right.
    Wont you fuck my penis tonight?
     
    Waky, May 14, 2014
    #110
  11. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor

    Messages:
    289
    Beta is shit,
    It belongs in a pit.
    I might do.
     
    SJD360, May 14, 2014
    #111
  12. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

    Messages:
    787
    Your haikus are bad
    Wrong number of syllables
    You should try again
     
    Lieber, May 15, 2014
    #112
    inactive_account likes this.
  13. Bint

    Bint Haxor

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    536
    A'int got enough time
    For these damn silly haikus
    But I guess this'll do
     
    Bint, May 15, 2014
    #113
  14. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

    Messages:
    752
    gib money plox or
    i repot u fagget kkkkkkk
    hue hue hue br br
     
    UnnamedPlayer, May 15, 2014
    #114
    Ej, norill, Beef and 1 other person like this.
  15. 3p1cL0bster

    3p1cL0bster Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    133
    Wtf is this shit?
    I have no idea...
    I am out of here! :33
     
    3p1cL0bster, May 15, 2014
    #115
  16. Bint

    Bint Haxor

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    536
    5 syllables here
    Another 7 go here
    Meta shit right here
     
    Bint, May 15, 2014
    #116
    norill, Lieber, UnnamedPlayer and 1 other person like this.
  17. golemn

    golemn Shark Slayer

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    u fockin wot m8
    i'll bash yer fokin head in
    i swear on me mum
     
    golemn, May 18, 2014
    #117
    Mazey, UnnamedPlayer, CrystalClear and 3 others like this.
  18. Ricket

    Ricket Shipwright Staff Alumni
    1. Ethereal Legion- ETHER

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    106
    Ultimate keg jump,
    The blast reks all of the noobs,
    Grab the flag, then run.
     
    Ricket, May 18, 2014
    #118
  19. ShnitzelKiller

    ShnitzelKiller Haxor

    Messages:
    590
    What the fucking shit
    My bomb just fell through bedrock
    Wow, thanks Obama

    EDIT: whoops, this is classic, I keep getting the boards mixed up.
    Classic bombs were fine ;_;
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2014
    ShnitzelKiller, May 18, 2014
    #119
    Ej, Sir_Walter, Beef and 1 other person like this.
  20. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor

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    289
    I understand now.
    What a "Haiku" really is.
    Boobs.
     
    SJD360, May 18, 2014
    #120
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