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The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleggy, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Try not to cut yourself on those edges, yo.
     
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  2. whisper_dan

    whisper_dan Arsonist

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    Two dementional
    Swords swing, arrows fly. Collapse
    In kag, that is life
     
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  3. Trugget

    Trugget Shipwright

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    Fresh Georgia peaches
    Ffs Barbarossa
    All is BURGR now
     
  4. Tormbonio

    Tormbonio Horde Gibber

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    Here, have a burger
    Two-decker sirloin soufflé
    From your friend Tater
     
  5. Bint

    Bint Bison Rider

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    A lovely bum.
    A suggestive touch, oh my.
    Unfortunate fart.

    A soggy bike seat.
    A cold chill up me bottom.
    Fuk'n 'ell! Cor blimey!

    A sea of backsides.
    Multiplying endlessly.
    Pretty decent death.
     
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  6. Sytoplasma

    Sytoplasma Drill Rusher

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    What in all the world.
    Did I just set eyes upon;
    Not interested.
     
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  7. Verzuvius

    Verzuvius Shark Slayer

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    Knight, builder provides
    Advantage, but poor archer?
    Gay class, cap or camp.
     
  8. awesomedudesam

    awesomedudesam Builder Stabber

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    kicked for nothing,
    banned for no reason at all,
    I hate my life.
     
  9. kodysch

    kodysch Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
    1. Archers [Arch] (Recruiting)

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    living on the edge
    a quick miss away from death
    I clutch it again
     
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  10. she is over 9000
    walking through walls
    stomping with invisible boots
    jabbing from in-front and behind
    i cri evry tiem
    she's still sitting in spawn

    @XyellowX
    nice lags noob :)))
     
  11. golemn

    golemn Shark Slayer

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    Make easy haiku
    By squish the words together
    But, make confusing
     
  12. zollie20

    zollie20 Bison Rider

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    why is this still bookmark
    followed alert
    is this a haiku yet
     
  13. Sytoplasma

    Sytoplasma Drill Rusher

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    If want make haiku
    Do easy haiku-make scheme
    By do squish the words
     
  14. Bint

    Bint Bison Rider

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    Wagwan me bredren
    Bitch comin atya like dis
    Ya dunkno rudeboi
     
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  15. PeggleFrank

    PeggleFrank Base Burner

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    Sonnet (Shakespearean):

    A start to our new world; forget the past,
    For, today, resources flourish a-new
    And our new gold hath shine as stone cobble;
    Our lands protected for by mere minutes.
    Bison breaks knights hearts, to lead blade in its;
    Blue-blood marksmen tread trees with such wobble,
    And architects cower, as to die last;
    This be thy hell, and in which we die? soon.
    With boom and blast, our men must now hobble,
    And with arrow rain, knees shattered to bits;
    No mercy: towers fall to precise hits
    And catapults do dispose of our loons.
    Heed days ahead doth brought from this lone strife,
    And, aft war, kiss the blood; live thee, lost life!

    Bonus haiku:

    Blades and blood flying
    A war and a wall between
    The peaceful builder

    Note: I'm not familiar with haikus. I looked them up, and I have the general structure down (juxtaposition & the dividing factor), but I still don't think it's that great, personally. If someone knows more about haikus than I do, I'd appreciate if it if you could tell me how to improve my haiku poetry.
     
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  16. Waky

    Waky Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Should I just tunnel the next round?
    Not doing a single thing,
    Maybe others will join in,
    We're fucked now,
    Everyone is fucking tunneling with me,
    Shit.
     
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  17. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

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    Damn, sir. Those are hard to craft well; I tip my hat to you.
    Fwiw, a good (Japanese) friend often quotes a teacher of his on haiku:
     
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  18. golemn

    golemn Shark Slayer

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    This simple haiku
    is once-in-a-lifetime sage;
    >truly wonderful
     
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  19. Waky

    Waky Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Lol, oops.
     
  20. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

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    What? :huh?: Please make your posts
    Less ambiguous. Also:
    Maybe post in verse?