The KAG laws

The Law of Gravity
No matter how protected you are, as long as you are within 3 tiles of a tower you will eventually go outside and someone will land square on your face assuring an insta-kill, if not leaving you at 1/2 of a heart.

The Law of "OMFG WTF."
If at any point you manage to survive a single life for 5 minutes or more, the chance that you will die in a stupid way increases exponentally. Does not apply to the tunnel lord, or any individuals currently following Fallout Law.

The Fallout Law
If you are currently on the losing team, the chance of this law happening increases per every player with a negitive k/d.
This law dictates that at any point where your team meets the previous expectations one person will tunnel down below a secure part of your base or faction and surround themselves with stone. Chance of this occurring increases as the current lives decreases. Does not typically happen if the flag is grabbed or soon to be grabbed.

 

Bomb jump law​

If you fall from 20 blocks, you die.
If you bomb jump and you fall to 500 blocks, you are alive.
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The griefer law​

If a enemy says "Griefer Please ban" you do nothing and you laugh
When someone in your teams says "Griefer Please ban" you do it faster than possible and you shout "IDIOT REDS COME TO VOTEKICK HIM"

 

The Law of Bad Maps
If there is a bad map in play, that match will go for the maximum time possible.

The Law of Good Maps
If you finally get a good map, that nextmap vote from last game will be entered and the map will be skipped.

The Arrow Law
When you just spent all of building phase collecting arrows (not advisable, fyi), you will be immediately shot and killed, with the enemy archers stealing the arrows.