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The most unused strategy in all of KAG

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by LordRedcloak, Nov 13, 2014.

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  1. LordRedcloak

    LordRedcloak Shipwright

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    I was very lucky to find this strategy while I was playing KAG and I really wanted to share it.

    And it is extremely simple all you need is a :log: (Yup, a log)
    Then all you do is throw it at oncoming enemy's, now before you complain about how they
    are still alive, hear this interesting fact, If a log is thrown at an enemy, they WILL have bad
    luck, no jokes, once I threw it at an archer, they fucked up with their grapple, and once I
    threw it at a high leveled knight and their bomb jump failed, it's a brilliant strategy:log:::D::bird:

    If you don't want to take this post seriously, well stfu... I mean, just ignore it, but the strategy does work!

    For some
    extremely weird reason.
     
  2. kittycity

    kittycity Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Is proven to work! Not only does it hurt their luck it demolishes self-esteem.
     
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  3. kedram

    kedram Drill Rusher Tester

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    back in the day a good log throw would actually do around 1-1.5 hearts of damage, thankfully it was removed seeing how overpowered it was, but personally i think at this point people just get confused if you throw a log at them.
     
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  4. Verzuvius

    Verzuvius Shark Slayer

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    omfg too op, plz nerf!
     
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  5. Infiniterising

    Infiniterising Amorous Duelist Donator

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    Ummm... ok then...

    You do realise that "back in the day" sky bridges weren't affected by gravity, knights only had three hearts, archer grappling hooks didn't exist, and spikes didn't pop in and out. Woah, amazing rite? History lesson!

    This whole thing seemed like a joke, but I tried it. Didn't work. Gee, thanks, I died 7 times for nothing. :bird:
     
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  6. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    so logs are like the black cats of kag?
     
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  7. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

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    Clearly you were throwing them wrong. I threw a log at someone and soon afterwards they died (I think it was the septicemia from the crush injury that did it). lrn2log on dis & get gud, nub :log:78787878:bird:
     
  8. dayleaf

    dayleaf Ballista Bolt Thrower
    1. The Thieves Guild

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    Why buy bombs when you can use logs?

    :log::smug::flex:
     
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  9. mcrifel

    mcrifel Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni Tester
    1. MIST

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    well better call my lumber jack...
     
  10. xRush101

    xRush101 Shipwright
    1. Zen - [Zen] - (Invite Only)

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    I like to pick up logs and just hold them in my hand because visually, it makes it a bit more difficult to see when you're going to slash with a log covering 1/4th of your body.
     
  11. dayleaf

    dayleaf Ballista Bolt Thrower
    1. The Thieves Guild

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    Meanwhile in the Red Army
    [​IMG]
     
  12. 3p1cL0bster

    3p1cL0bster Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    This... Is fun x)
    I usually do the same with corpses, so that I affect the enemy psychologically when they see their friends, laying dead right under their noses.
    They don't even realize they're about to die themselves.
     
  13. I threw a log at someone and they picked it up and ran off with it.
    rIp loG 2014 :thumbs_down::rollseyes::bird:
     
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  14. jimmyzoudcba

    jimmyzoudcba Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    I glide off a tower and throw logs down like a bomber:chicken:
     
  15. Infiniterising

    Infiniterising Amorous Duelist Donator

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    Ok, I practiced a bit, and I docked a builder with a log.
    He screamed. I laughed.
    :r_flex::smug::flex:
    :log::uhh::log:
    25252525 25252525

    Bitches love my log.
     
  16. daskew87

    daskew87 Legendary corpse humper Donator

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    lol I think it's just like a psyche-out effect on the enemy.

    I believe I remember seeing this and it does actually work a bit, oddly.
     
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2014
  17. Chukka

    Chukka Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
    1. Zen - [Zen] - (Invite Only)
    2. Aphelion's Roleplay

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    I love tossing corpses at enemies before I engage them. Confuses them, does a bit of damage, and often blocks their attack or slows them down ::P:
     
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  18. MadRaccoon

    MadRaccoon Bison Rider

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    I also use the log cammo strategy, I make a line of logs close to each other and hide behind it, then....SURPRISE BITCH!!! :log::log::rekt::log::log:
     
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  19. PLIKITSUNE

    PLIKITSUNE Catapult Fodder

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    Wow,
    this is amazing red cloak, you have created a new way of living
    Get them trees chopped people
     
  20. Blubahub

    Blubahub Shark Slayer Tester
    1. [MxA] Community

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    On a side note, for anyone that sees this and isn't playing KAG Classic (aka playing the current KAG), it is possible to hide mines, players, et cetera by making a "log screen!"

    :log::log::log::mine::log::log::log: