The Talk.

Good thing humans are made of 80% water. Now where would I find these humans?

 

No cheese for you ^____^

 

I would rather have the food then your "cheesy" smile :>

 

I have two cat, one is skinney and one is fat

 

I don't have cats. But I'd like a Husky dog.

Spoiler: I'd also like:

A mansion.
1 million dollars.
Immortality.

But of course, those things won't come true, or won't come true anytime soon.
I'd also like to visit Japan (after I master the language).

Dream.

 

When you think about it, immortality sucks. You can't die, so everyone you know dies, and you then get lonely. You then decide to make new friends but they then die and then you're lonely again. This cycle then continues until the sun blows up and you're drifting into space, struggling to breath but (Surprise!) you can't die. You then drift in space for a couple thousand years, until you land on inhabited world. The cycle continues.

In short: Immortality is a way to experience grief, pain and loneliness.

New topic: Dreams and Aspirations

 

Two letters: NO

Why? Because my school English syllabus is based on this. I've had enough. However, I'd still like immortality.

 

Fine then.
New Topic: uhh...ummmm...ahhh...Pranks

 

The next line is the truth.
The previous line is a lie.

 

Let's say they're both lying, because they can't both be telling the truth or TIME PARADOX1!

 

The amount of half-assery in this thread is overwhelming.
It would be awesome if you guys could find some real discussion topics outside the realm of food and pop bullshit (read: aspirations).

 

Jim, you're in the spamcan. Get used to it! :D

New Topic: DINO D-DAY. Because why not?