Vending Machine

The machine overheats and blows up, killing you and your family. ;)
I put in an evil spirit.

 

Your house is haunted for the rest of your life. No matter how many times you move, no matter where you go. It will find you.
I put in bubba gum.

 

You get a tube of glue.
I put in a USB full of standup comedy.

 

You get slapped in the face by the nearest hater.
I put in a thumb-drive with 101 images of Chuck Norris.

 

You get a thumb-drive with 102 images of Bruce Lee.
I put in a Zombie Knight.

 

You get gibs.
I put in your avatar.

 

You get jlordo911
I put in feet.

 

You get 3 toes and a sock.
I put in a cat.

 

You get a furious bulldog, hungry for your flesh.
I put in some skittles.

 

You get a rainbow.
I put in a vending machine.

 

The vending machine refuses to accept this imposter, and shoots a keg at it. (Why does it say that imposter isn't a word?!?!?! )
I put in a purple bananananananana. ;)

 

out comes a purple monkey
i put in a human

 

You get put in jail.
I put in a rainbow.

 

You get skittles.

I put in a corpse.

 

You get maggots and flys.
I put in the Time Vortex.

 

You get sucked back in time.
I put in M&M's.

 

You get an M&M Ice cream sandwich!
I put in a hacker.

 

You get 1's and 0's.
I put in a half-eaten ice cream sandwich, with all the M&M's licked off. :p

 

You get a pool of icecream
I put in a cyborg parrot

 

You get cyborg'd.
I put in a ball of dough.