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Vending Machine

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Jlordo, Sep 7, 2012.

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  1. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
    2. KRPG

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    You get bread
    I put in space dirt
     
    TotalPotato, Sep 19, 2012
    #41
  2. Omen267901

    Omen267901 Shopkeep Stealer

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    You get "Polly want a cracker!" repeated so many times and so loud you lose your hearing.
    I put in the "I like trains" guy.
     
    Omen267901, Sep 19, 2012
    #42
  3. dragon4045

    dragon4045 Drill Rusher
    2. The Ivory Tower of Grammar-Nazis

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    You get death
    I put in a division problem where you divide by 0.
     
    dragon4045, Sep 20, 2012
    #43
  4. KnightGabe13

    KnightGabe13 Arsonist

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    All the citizens of your hometown are teleported to the surface of Mars.
    I put in C4.
     
    KnightGabe13, Sep 20, 2012
    #44
  5. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    The C4 explodes, but due to the strength of the vending machine, the blast is concentrated through the output slot and disintegrates the lower half of your body.
    I put in cats. Lots of cats.
     
    Jim_Dale, Sep 20, 2012
    #45
  6. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    You get kittens. Lots of kittens.

    I put in my brother.
     
    feet, Sep 20, 2012
    #46
  7. Creille

    Creille Base Burner

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    your brother gets sexually harrased by Geti... :huh?:
    i put in a boat
     
    Creille, Sep 20, 2012
    #47
  8. KnightGabe13

    KnightGabe13 Arsonist

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    Your boat is rejected by the vending machine.
    I put in some Kit-Kats.

    EDIT: ...And I got cats, which doesn't make very much sense because
    [​IMG]
     
    KnightGabe13, Sep 20, 2012
    #48
  9. dragon4045

    dragon4045 Drill Rusher
    2. The Ivory Tower of Grammar-Nazis

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    You get cats.
    I put in a shotgun
     
    dragon4045, Sep 20, 2012
    #49
  10. KnightGabe13

    KnightGabe13 Arsonist

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    You get zombified.
    I put in a zombie. (InB4shotgun'd)
     
    KnightGabe13, Sep 20, 2012
    #50
  11. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    You get shotgunified.
    I put in shorts.
     
    feet, Sep 21, 2012
    #51
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  12. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]
    2. The Ivory Tower of Grammar-Nazis

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    The Acer laptop returns to your possession.

    I put in my robe and wizard hat.
     
    thebonesauce, Sep 21, 2012
    #52
  13. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
    2. KRPG

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    You get a copy of Magicka
    I put in a assassins robe
     
    TotalPotato, Sep 21, 2012
    #53
  14. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

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    You get a monk robe
    I put in a dick
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Sep 21, 2012
    #54
  15. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
    2. KRPG

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    You get porn
    I put in a picture of Chuck Norris' mum
     
    TotalPotato, Sep 21, 2012
    #55
  16. KnightGabe13

    KnightGabe13 Arsonist

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    You get Chuck Norris' Almighty Fist to your face.
    I put in my math homework.
     
    KnightGabe13, Sep 21, 2012
    #56
  17. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    You get an F -.
    I put in Mary Poppins.
     
    Jim_Dale, Sep 21, 2012
    #57
  18. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
    2. KRPG

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    You get labelled as a child molester
    I put in a turret
     
    TotalPotato, Sep 21, 2012
    #58
  19. KnightGabe13

    KnightGabe13 Arsonist

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    You get shot.
    I put in 1 year.
     
    KnightGabe13, Sep 22, 2012
    #59
  20. Yess

    Yess Shopkeep Stealer

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    You get 1 year added to your life.
    I put in an Adventure Time DVD.
     
    Yess, Sep 22, 2012
    #60
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