Vending Machine

You get Walrus'd.
I put in some skittles...

 

Your genitalia get fritter'd
I put in a gabe nut fritter

 

What...?



You get a pop-tart.
I put in a strawberry.

 

You get Strawberry Shortcake.
I put in a teacup.

 

You get an English Biscuit.
I put in an old TV.

 

You get a black and white picture.
I put in a firework.

 

You get fired for your work.
I put in a ghost.

 

You get a haunted house.
I put in a clown.

 

You get scared.
I put in a rock.

 

You get a dinosaur.
I put in a rainbow.

 

You get a FUCKING LUNAR PAINBOW


I put in a pig shit.

 

You get a shit pig.
I put in a yacht.

 

You get a rich person.
I put in a bottle.

 

You get 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

I put in a broken atom.

 

You get a broken face.
I put in water.

 

You get wine.
I put in a muffin.

 

You get a cookie.
I put in a hard-drive.

 

You get a floppy disk.
I put in a doughnut.

 

You get a doughnut hole.
I put in a fire axe.

 

You get a fire that kills you and your family.

I put in an iPhone 26