Vending Machine

You get an angry MrWeebl
I put in Sedgewick

 

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You get something because i don't know what it means ;_;
I put in a elephant

 

Y'know. Sedgwick the griefer evil sorcerer?
Anyway, you get a mouse.
I put in a caveman.

 

You get a club.
I put in a hamburger.

 

You get Mad Cow disease.
I put in a candy bar.

 

you get a 6 year old fruit roll up that someone used to pleasure themselves

I put in a baby velociraptor

 

You get the angry father of the velociraptor :p

I put in PI ( yes the number thing )

 

A pie come out and hits you in the face
I put in a winning lottery ticket.

 

Nothing comes out and the Vending machine has won 500 million dollars ( or what your currency is )
I put in curry sauce.

 

You get a creepy old lady.
I put in a Untamed Bison.

 

You get uncooked Bison Meat
I put in a red hat.

 

you get a rainbow hat

I put in this guy

 

You get a boglodite. (MIB joke)
I put in a Superhero

 

You get an aussie ninja.

I put in a fiery hot scarf.

 

You get a fiery hot alpaca.
I put in a cat.

 

You get illegal cat porn.
I put in a fanfic about Galen and Kouji.

 

You get a printed fanfic back. You can't open it though, as the pages are stuck together from some mysterious substance.
I put in a cannibal.

 

You get eaten alive.

I put in my super powers