Vending Machine

You get in trouble with your father.
I put in Lazers.

 

You get a lazor in the face.
I put in the hopes and dreams of mankind.

 

You get me.
I put in a pair of shoes

 

Against all the odds; The Key to a Lamborghini drops down.

I put in Antimatter.

 

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I put in a bomb

 

You get a dismembered corpse
I put in the doge

 

You get a Shi-tzu.
I put in a Starfish.

 

You get a brinicle. ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15835017 )
I put in the Holy Sword.

 

You get a holy hand grenade.
I put in a bottle o' rum.

 

You get alcohol poisoning.
I put in Summer time.

 

You get Mungo Jerry.
I put in a box of tissues.

 

You get a whole heap of nostril fluids.
I put in a mashed potato.

 

You get a very thick potato soup.
I put in a baguette.

 

You get nothing.
I put in Int(sec-1(2x+3)^2)dx) + d/dx(abs(4x+e^x^3).

 

You get confusion to it's full.

I put in Geti.

 

You put in Geti

I put in your soul. = w=

 

You get nothing.

I put in a half empty glass of methylated spirits.

 

you get a really ugly looking girl.
I put in Arcrave.

 

You get a shark and it kills you

I put in a sword