What do you wear?

My mom bought me a huge rainbow of different polo shirts so i'm usually in a different color of

Spoiler: Polo shirt

these as a shirt.
On the weekends I wear shorts almost constantly, while at school or when I need to go somewhere I wear crappy jeans as i'm lazy and care not for fashion.

Spoiler: You seriously don't know what fucking jeans are?

Cyan Nike shoes,

Spoiler: The exact type that I wear currently

White socks, but I do rarely wear black ones if I can't find any others and I don't wear anything on my tootsies on the weekends.

Spoiler: Now you don't know what socks are, good job, you failed society.

I would put up my coat but I rarely wear one, I really like being cold for some odd reason unless it's REALLY cold, then I wear some puffy thingy.

Overall, I think I look rather dapper. But most likely you disagree.

Spoiler: What you probably think I look like

Spoiler: What I personally think I look like

Spoiler: What I actually look like =<