Whats your Zombie Plan?

Are you serious? :D Try to fight naked with a bear. Beating a 750kg killing machine with our ridiculous fists isn't quite what we are designed for.
My point is that zombies have all the disadvantages of our species. We don't have sharp claws to tear apart our enemies. We don't have a big mouth with deadly poisoned fangs. We have fists, a puny and delicate sack of fragile tiny bones surrounded by thin skin, designed for delicate work, and completely unsuitable for combat.
The only thing that has kept us from extinction is our brain. And is precisely what zombies lack!

 

Yup we lived from our knowledge to invent and innovate, we made sharp weapons to like spears to kill things with claws.We used fire to scare away animals and keep warm.All from our brains which as said above zombies do not have.

 

You and all of your crappy melee weapons? Does anyone own a gun anymore?

 

Do you know who I am? Do you know what inexorable means?

Besides humans are quite dangerous, elbows and knees are awesome weapons, humans infact have very powerful bites, and our positioning of limbs give us and advantage over quadrupeds.

For example a wolf, hit it hard enough with elbows and knees and it might not be able to get a hold of you, if it does, Jam your thumb/s in its eyes, bite its legs, bite its ears (rips them off etc), wrench on its weak for legs, wrap your legs around it, choke it if possible. fight like a crazed mutha-fucka and I reckon your average man would be able to beat say a wolf.

Humans are more dangerous than you think.

And don't even get me started on those pussies called bears X3

This is NZ bro, only the country folk have guns.

 

What's more effective? My 12-Gauge, Buckshot Ammo, or those butter knives you call claws? Muahahaha

 

Crow-bars don't require relaoding... and are less noisy.

 

I would transform myself into a living zombie.
I will act like a zombie, stink like a zombie, and try to escape this way.
And to make sure no Survivor will shoot me thinking I am a zombie, I will put a (very) big sign on my body saying:
Don't Shoot I'm NO ZOMBIE!

Survivor's advantage, Zombies can't read.

 

What if the zombies ears rot out? Screw that, it's Hollywood saying that they could EVEN hear. Like everyone is saying, they have no brain. They can't talk, smell, and do just about anything. Why should they be able to hear? Oh, and for your information, a trained marksmen can reload a shotgun in a couple of seconds. You could gun them down before they even got close to you. Trust me, I've been around guns for my whole life. Crowbar < Gun

 

But not around zombies. ;)

 

Mate all that banging is going to attract more zombies (we are going with brain controlling parasite/virus type zombies here, so they aren't sense dead morons) I know if I had to dispatch a zombie near me knowing there were others around I rather smash its skull with a crow-bar than alert every zombie within a kilometer.

 

We all haven't been around zombies. All of our philosophies could be wrong. I'm just saying, I would grab my gun on my shelf before grabbing a crowbar in the garage. Just my opinion. Plus, if the zombies get to close, either whack them upside the head with the stock of the gun or grab a Bowie Knife. Everyone owns a Bowie Knife.

Why? Like I said, gun them all down. If anything, I can grab a rifle with a silencer. Practically more silent than a crowbar! I'm pretty sure a pack of zombies can't survive a full on blaze of about ten people guns a' blazin'!

 

Haha good thread.

So no one is going to build massive defences!? You lot all sniping archer scum? :p

 

That's another good point. If it's anything we have down here it's lumber. Pretty much everyone can do some type of carpentry, and everyone has tools. Man, I would love living down here during a zombie apocalypse.

 

I just timed myself on how long it takes to get a hold of a pick-axe, 8 seconds from me sitting here at my desk.

 

You know how long it takes for me to get to my desk gun? About two seconds.

 

Unless you're in law enforcement, that's just plain wrong ;)

 

Law enforcement? There isn't a police station in miles from here. We keep our own property safe, if you know what I mean.

 

Needs must fella

 

Lets face it guys, if our world would be infected by zombies its just a question of time till everyone ends up to be a zombie.
And the famous survivors are plainly just the people who end up as zombies last.

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Refer to that. And look at all of my previous posts. If a zombie outbreak did occur, it wouldn't last long.