[YB] - The Young Blood Collective

YBoWEL?

 

Better; but it still feels like a mangling of the language. Plus there's the whole problem where I'd have to be civil to @Juaro if we merged. >_>

 

I don't see why you'd have to, none of us are.

 

Well, assuming I take over as supreme dictator-for-life (or at least supreme co-dictator-for-life, if Juaro is clingy about his title) it's bad form to not exercise good manners towards the former king. After all, one day you might be in his shoes, and you'd like the same social graces applied, no?

 

As per the primary doctrines, Juaro remains Great Leader until death, decapitation, or contrary capitation. In a similar vein, Sacptm, Galen, and Blacky remain within the Triumvirate of Co-Leaders until we get bored with them and/or they perish painfully.

I'm sure we can find a position similar to other most esteemed recruits for you and those of this current shambles willing to make the transition, and there's only a slight risk of paralysation. This very eve, we completed our assimilation of the worthwhile portions of POWER.

 

Oh, I wouldn't want to disturbe the current hirachy. Just create an Oberjarl position ranking over and above the current leadership; no muss, no fuss (I'm an easy man to please, really).

 

I would wonder which rank, or even which positive attributes, you would base that assumption upon?

 

You fowl mouthing my attributes, Juaro? That'll lead an unhappy, sticky end--mark my words.

It's okay, Hella. Admitting you're not what you could be is the first step with being happy in your own skin.

 

What I mean is that there are laws and strict rules. You can have all the pomp and sexual technomancy that the other clan leaders and forum admins received upon joining; you start at the bottom and work your way up. Spidey, Verra, Beef, Unnamed, they all start at the beginning again, except now they're in BoW and we own them.

 

That's fine. I'll do the same, only starting at the top and never working my way down because eww, work.

 

Y from [YB] and B from [BoW] make however YB
Young Brotherhood of Bloody Warriors.

 

MOLE has earned it's recognition in the 'EL' part of YBoWEL. BoW must maintain dominance in the name, as per the sacred code.

 

I love the insinuation there. Well wrought, sir.

Regardless, I must insist that Mal was right. You got to open with payment.

Says the scary creeper who likes to collect clans like they're trophy wives.

 

In that case, FBB, no, you're not welcome unless you can change that bad attitude. It's no wonder your clan is falling apart if you can't swallow your ego and listen to others. This is standard procedure, and we are not going to make a special case because your beautifully cared for plumage is getting a little ruffled.

e: 8x is still welcome, as always. <3

 

Oh, Hella; you wound me. I'm simply trying to keep things in perspective. What you call a 'bad' attitude, I would suggest is merely a... realistic one.

But, as always, suit yourself. I'll await vindication when Juaro is pulled up in his panelled 'adventure van' on charges of bribing candy with offers of free children. Collecting clans is only the beginning of the rot--from here it's all down hill...

Also, thank you for the kind word about my plumage. People rarely understand that I don't just wake up looking like this--it takes effort!

@Psiklaw--
No, it's never time to stop. It's always that other time.