Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

Are you trying to show us:

• You like that bug
• You have a red tinge to your screenshots
• Your team is demolishing
• Your team likes catas
• That knight is stupid
• That builder is stuck
• Or the outpost isn't protected well?

Anyway, you seem to have a lot of cats, it looks fun.

 

And dats da way ahuhuhuhuhahahahuhuhuh I like it.

 

Why we were losing:
Yes, I know we were winning life-wise, but we were getting smashed by a cata up front, due to bad buildings.
They actually tried to kick me for arguing that it was a waster of time.
(I didnt share my wood and stone as it would just go towards more useless crosses.)

 

CAMPING NOOB

 

^^look out internet tough guy on the loose

 

Apparently my wit has been lost in the ether.

 

Fun match on the MOLE server, surprised I managed to pull that catapult kill off.
I've noticed that I traded my knight skill for my archer skill, can't play a knight worth anything now.

 

In my last match, us the red team claimed mid island in one of beo's servers various maps.
By the nightfall, I had put up a flag to keep up the team's spirit.

It was a great morale booster. :)

 

I am gonna try that, thanks.

 

My last match was not something you ordinarily see in KAG. It was a game of Donkey Kong, done KAG style. Strathos was throwing kegs that would roll along the bridges and the archers beneath had to dodge. If you made it to the red flag at the top, you had to bring it back to the bottom.

 

Too bad the gregs didn't bring up the zknights. That is always interesting to watch.

 

And if you didn't think Hella's story was true, here's the chat log.

Spoiler

[19:23:32] Unnamed player is now known as Sexy Hella
[19:23:34] <'Dat justi01> Hella
[19:23:36] <Sexy Hella> Aha!
[19:23:39] <Sexy Hella> Heyo. :p
[19:23:40] <'Dat justi01> Why are you always stalking me? :|Z
[19:23:55] <Sexy Hella> Because you exist, and are fun to play with?
[19:24:03] <'Dat justi01> Fair enough.
[19:24:14] New player joined the game
[19:24:14] Unnamed player is now known as Isabelle Goldwell
[19:24:15] <[BLT] larsalon> we need to stock up resources while we can
[19:24:35] <AwesomeRock99> tBlock the top
[19:24:52] <[BLT] larsalon> so, hella... r u hot?
[19:24:56] <Sexy Hella> Of course.
[19:25:00] <[BLT] larsalon> <3
[19:25:20] <[BLT] larsalon> come here zombies :>
[19:25:26] <[BLT] larsalon> i got a nice trap fur u
[19:25:30] <AwesomeRock99> lantern
[19:25:32] <'Dat justi01> Oh
[19:25:33] <'Dat justi01> Guys
[19:25:35] <'Dat justi01> I found a tunnel.
[19:25:37] <AwesomeRock99> Yea
[19:25:46] <[BLT] larsalon> dont get underground
[19:25:49] <AwesomeRock99> That is not so good
[19:25:54] <[BLT] larsalon> you might activate one of those ancient portals
[19:26:05] <AwesomeRock99> Stay out
[19:26:13] <Sexy Hella> Stockpile the chests we may find. :p
[19:26:31] <[BLT] larsalon> hella, are you blond?
[19:26:33] <[BLT] larsalon> brunnete?
[19:26:34] <Sexy Hella> Nope.
[19:26:42] <Sexy Hella> Brunette, yes.
[19:26:45] <[BLT] larsalon> <3
[19:26:50] <[BLT] larsalon> how old ru
[19:26:52] <[BLT] larsalon> r u *
[19:26:53] <Sexy Hella> 17
[19:26:56] <[BLT] larsalon> <33333
[19:27:00] <[BLT] larsalon> sweet gezus
[19:27:04] <[BLT] larsalon> i need your skype now
[19:27:09] <AwesomeRock99> They are destroying our trees
[19:27:11] <Sexy Hella> Really?
[19:27:21] <[BLT] larsalon> yes <3
[19:27:21] <Sexy Hella> Be manly.
[19:27:29] <'Dat justi01> Hella is my whore, and mine alone!
[19:27:37] <[BLT] larsalon> ill let my penis lead the way
[19:27:37] <AwesomeRock99> LOl
[19:27:42] <[BLT] larsalon> so i need your skype
[19:27:51] <Sexy Hella> If you want, I don't go for gay guys much though.
[19:28:08] <[BLT] larsalon> so awsomerock, sorry mate
[19:28:14] <[BLT] larsalon> you dont have a chance
[19:28:16] <AwesomeRock99> What?
[19:28:17] <Sexy Hella> Hehehe.
[19:28:24] <[BLT] larsalon> just like justi
[19:28:25] <AwesomeRock99> Dont give a shit
[19:28:37] <'Dat justi01> Hella is already mine.
[19:28:43] <[BLT] larsalon> she doesnt like gay giys
[19:28:45] <[BLT] larsalon> guys*
[19:28:47] <Sexy Hella> Can I come up, please? :p
[19:28:52] <Sexy Hella> She?
[19:28:57] <[BLT] larsalon> rock, move
[19:29:07] <[BLT] larsalon> did it for you <3
[19:29:12] <AwesomeRock99> HAH
[19:29:13] <Sexy Hella> Thanks, darling.
[19:29:54] <[BLT] larsalon> a hot gamer girl... rggrrrrrogl
[19:30:06] <'Dat justi01> She's sexy alright.
[19:30:08] <'Dat justi01> Best around.
[19:30:10] <AwesomeRock99> That makes me laugh
[19:30:24] <AwesomeRock99> What larsalon said
[19:30:50] <AwesomeRock99> That is a good thing
[19:31:15] <[BLT] larsalon> suicide?
[19:31:17] Isabelle Goldwell left the game
[19:31:23] <AwesomeRock99> I have a bandaid
[19:31:37] <Sexy Hella> Justi, he's trying to rape me.
[19:31:38] <Sexy Hella> :/
[19:31:39] <AwesomeRock99> There is a bed here
[19:31:41] <[BLT] larsalon> not rape
[19:31:51] <[BLT] larsalon> look at it like its a gift :3
[19:31:59] <'Dat justi01> poor Hella.
[19:32:08] <[BLT] larsalon> lucky me :>
[19:32:09] <AwesomeRock99> why
[19:32:16] <'Dat justi01> Well, Hella's here.
[19:32:20] <'Dat justi01> Poor Hella.
[19:32:23] <[BLT] larsalon> dude
[19:32:25] <[BLT] larsalon> dont
[19:32:32] <AwesomeRock99> cant resist
[19:32:48] <AwesomeRock99> Now?
[19:32:59] <[BLT] larsalon> so, hella... i can do anything with you while you are in my server :3
[19:33:28] <'Dat justi01> 'Ya know Hella's an admin for a few popular servers, i wouldn't try anything. :|
[19:33:45] <[BLT] larsalon> which servers
[19:33:46] <[BLT] larsalon> ?
[19:33:50] <AwesomeRock99> Can i break the wood
[19:33:56] <[BLT] larsalon> nope
[19:33:56] <'Dat justi01> Beo's server, Rayne's.
[19:33:59] <[BLT] larsalon> wait for more zombs
[19:34:00] <'Dat justi01> There the most notable.
[19:34:01] <AwesomeRock99> WHHYYYYYYYY
[19:34:06] <Sexy Hella> I care not, Justi, I want these blocks to be beautiful. :p
[19:34:21] <[BLT] larsalon> i can show you something beautiful :3
[19:34:26] <[BLT] larsalon> and something big
[19:34:32] New player joined the game
[19:34:33] Unnamed player is now known as Inferno_Knight
[19:34:50] <[BLT] larsalon> wanna see my sword?
[19:34:55] <[BLT] larsalon> hella NOOO
[19:34:57] <[BLT] larsalon> where the body
[19:35:14] <Sexy Hella> Ha! I'm a zombie now.
[19:35:14] <'Dat justi01> If god has a sense of humor, it's still there.
[19:35:18] <Sexy Hella> :3
[19:35:29] <[BLT] larsalon> zombie or not
[19:35:32] <[BLT] larsalon> your still hot
[19:35:36] <[BLT] larsalon> youre*
[19:35:38] <Sexy Hella> I know, right?
[19:35:42] <[BLT] larsalon> isnt that a sweet poem
[19:35:52] Inferno_Knight left the game
[19:35:59] <Sexy Hella> Post it on Guro's Premium Competition. :p
[19:36:28] <[BLT] larsalon> dude, just no
[19:36:35] <[BLT] larsalon> hella and me need some privacy
[19:36:36] <AwesomeRock99> Oi want 1Dude just yea
[19:36:44] <[BLT] larsalon> so, wanna see my sword
[19:36:48] <Sexy Hella> Sure.
[19:36:57] <[BLT] larsalon> isnt it big
[19:37:01] <Sexy Hella> Well.
[19:37:18] <[BLT] larsalon> wanna see some muschles
[19:37:22] <[BLT] larsalon> muscles*
[19:37:31] <Sexy Hella> Not really, I don't like seafood.
[19:37:50] <[BLT] larsalon> perhaps some wine?
[19:38:14] <'Dat justi01> Hella, wanna call? Pumpkin still doesn't know we're out of the outpost.
[19:38:17] <Sexy Hella> Nah, I don't fancy some right now.
[19:38:25] <Sexy Hella> Hehe, Pumpking the naive fellow. :D
[19:38:26] <Sexy Hella> Sure.
[19:38:34] <[BLT] larsalon> need me, to do the hard work
[19:38:46] <[BLT] larsalon> so you can see some muscles
[19:39:22] <[BLT] larsalon> you know, we can rape those migrants while they are still warm?
[19:39:28] <[BLT] larsalon> nevermind..
[19:39:45] <'Dat justi01> Hellllaaaaaaaa. Are you invisible or are you not logged in? :<
[19:39:45] <[BLT] larsalon> what a lovely massacry
[19:39:49] <[BLT] larsalon> massacre
[19:40:03] <Sexy Hella> Ah.
[19:40:05] <[BLT] larsalon> got the jackpot :3
[19:40:06] <Sexy Hella> Not logged in. :p
[19:40:12] <'Dat justi01> ;_;
[19:40:15] <Sexy Hella> Hehe
[19:40:24] <Sexy Hella> Justi, can we move underground please?
[19:40:28] <'Dat justi01> Sure.
[19:40:30] <Sexy Hella> He's raping me. :/
[19:40:31] <[BLT] larsalon> FUU
[19:40:34] <'Dat justi01> Well
[19:40:34] <[BLT] larsalon> BITCH
[19:40:37] <'Dat justi01> You killed everyone
[19:40:39] <'Dat justi01> Amazing
[19:40:49] <[BLT] larsalon> you know, she used my sword :3
[19:40:54] <[BLT] larsalon> its very large
[19:41:05] <'Dat justi01> I have a manly beard.
[19:41:06] <'Dat justi01> I win.
[19:41:23] <[BLT] larsalon> i have some manly penishair :>
[19:41:31] <'Dat justi01> Can i see?
[19:41:34] <[BLT] larsalon> sure
[19:41:37] <[BLT] larsalon> you see
[19:41:44] <'Dat justi01> oh yea
[19:41:45] <'Dat justi01> Wow
[19:41:48] <[BLT] larsalon> wow, you definitly are gay :3
[19:41:48] <Sexy Hella> This is my side.
[19:41:48] <'Dat justi01> Thats pretty impressive.
[19:41:53] <Sexy Hella> :C
[19:42:03] <'Dat justi01> Hella
[19:42:05] <'Dat justi01> Let me pass!
[19:42:17] <'Dat justi01> 'Dat Parkour
[19:42:36] <'Dat justi01> underground?
[19:42:43] <[BLT] larsalon> what a romance :#
[19:42:46] <[BLT] larsalon> :3
[19:43:34] <[BLT] larsalon> why D:
[19:43:41] New player joined the game
[19:43:41] Unnamed player is now known as Fancy lDemon_Swordl
[19:43:49] <AwesomeRock99> My masterpiece!
[19:43:59] <[BLT] larsalon> a wooden dick?
[19:44:05] <AwesomeRock99> Psssssshhhhhh no
[19:44:10] <[BLT] larsalon> oh, a dildo for hella
[19:44:14] <AwesomeRock99> Yes
[19:44:26] <AwesomeRock99> aahhhhh
[19:44:26] <'Dat justi01> C'mon Hella, get online. I have much to say.
[19:44:39] <Sexy Hella> I am online!
[19:44:40] <[BLT] larsalon> i have much to show
[19:44:52] New player joined the game
[19:44:52] Unnamed player is now known as Kateryn Gomersall
[19:45:17] <'Dat justi01> Wow
[19:45:20] <[BLT] larsalon> got enought light?
[19:45:23] <'Dat justi01> That is a very clear source of light
[19:45:26] <[BLT] larsalon> or are you already hot enough
[19:45:51] <[BLT] larsalon> babe, you are in the middle of the spotlights, like usual :3
[19:45:53] <'Dat justi01> My messages aren't getting through, Hella ;_;
[19:45:56] <AwesomeRock99> LOL
[19:46:58] <[BLT] larsalon> y u no suck it
[19:47:14] <[BLT] larsalon> thats right, put it in your mouth
[19:47:25] <'Dat justi01> You'll have to call meh Hella, my Skype is acting up.
[19:47:41] <[BLT] larsalon> she blocked you, she doesnt like gay people like she said
[19:47:50] <AwesomeRock99> BuUr gay
[19:47:56] <'Dat justi01> Gays are sexy.
[19:47:57] <'Dat justi01> Like me.
[19:48:04] New player joined the game
[19:48:04] Unnamed player is now known as Furtian
[19:48:17] <[BLT] larsalon> nah, only hella is sexy :>
[19:48:20] New player joined the game
[19:48:21] Kateryn Gomersall left the game
[19:48:21] Unnamed player is now known as Inferno_Knight
[19:48:38] <AwesomeRock99> that was sexy
[19:48:39] <Sexy Hella> Larsalon, darling, I have something to tell you.
[19:48:41] New player joined the game
[19:48:42] Unnamed player is now known as Daft Knolls
[19:48:52] <AwesomeRock99> Shes lesbos
[19:49:00] Inferno_Knight left the game
[19:49:00] <[BLT] larsalon> O___o
[19:49:04] <[BLT] larsalon> soooooo hot
[19:49:05] <Sexy Hella> I'm male.
[19:49:17] <[BLT] larsalon> *secretly im gay*
[19:49:23] <'Dat justi01> lies. Hella is female.
[19:49:27] <'Dat justi01> She doesn't like the attention.
[19:49:30] <Furtian> where're gregs ?
[19:49:30] New player joined the game
[19:49:30] <AwesomeRock99> get over here larsalon
[19:49:30] Unnamed player is now known as Braquo
[19:49:32] <Furtian> where're gregs ?
[19:49:41] <Daft Knolls> oh hai hella
[19:49:51] <Daft Knolls> AND justi!?
[19:49:55] <'Dat justi01> 'Ello?
[19:49:57] <Furtian> gregs're inavaiable ?
[19:50:00] <Furtian> un*
[19:50:01] <Sexy Hella> Heyo
[19:50:09] <'Dat justi01> Mind helping me out?
[19:50:14] <[BLT] larsalon> some private space :3
[19:50:25] <Daft Knolls> PRESTON
[19:50:33] <AwesomeRock99> Corner
[19:50:34] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> Ian?
[19:50:37] <Daft Knolls> DUH
[19:50:40] <Daft Knolls> lol
[19:50:42] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> :D
[19:50:44] Braquo left the game
[19:50:55] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> HOW AWESOME IS THIS!
[19:51:00] <Daft Knolls> I HAVE NO CLUE
[19:51:04] New player joined the game
[19:51:05] Unnamed player is now known as Braquo
[19:51:06] <Daft Knolls> SKYPE?
[19:51:07] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> TOTAL LUCK!
[19:51:08] Braquo left the game
[19:51:16] <Sexy Hella> protect my corpse!
[19:51:17] <[BLT] larsalon> rape it while the body is still warm
[19:51:20] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> Just fixed my computer today!\
[19:51:26] <Daft Knolls> =D
[19:51:27] <Sexy Hella> Justi, DF?
[19:51:31] <AwesomeRock99> Oh yea gimme some
[19:51:32] <Daft Knolls> hey justi
[19:51:34] <'Dat justi01> Hold on, first
[19:51:37] <[BLT] larsalon> open dan mouth
[19:51:40] <'Dat justi01> I may say some words
[19:51:41] <'Dat justi01> Nao
[19:51:42] <Sexy Hella> I'm honestly scared.
[19:51:44] <'Dat justi01> And sup Knoll
[19:51:51] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> lemme get in on this action
[19:52:09] <[BLT] larsalon> dont be scared honey, im here to protect you
[19:52:13] <Daft Knolls> see preston, it's good to be friends with crazy powerful players like justi
[19:52:26] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> lemme up!
[19:52:38] <Daft Knolls> so skype?
[19:52:44] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> yeah!
[19:52:47] <[BLT] larsalon> so honey, when do you spawn... maybe we can spawn a child?
[19:53:09] <AwesomeRock99> Who wants to help me rape hi
[19:53:12] <AwesomeRock99> m
[19:53:47] <AwesomeRock99> Monkey bomb
[19:53:52] <AwesomeRock99> COd
[19:53:57] <Daft Knolls> y u no speak?
[19:54:03] <Sexy Hella> :'C
[19:54:06] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> U cant hear me?
[19:54:09] <Daft Knolls> no
[19:54:13] <Daft Knolls> =(
[19:54:14] <[BLT] larsalon> =D
[19:54:23] <[BLT] larsalon> open your mouth like that
[19:54:37] <[BLT] larsalon> so my sword might fit in
[19:55:01] <Daft Knolls> just punch shit till it works
[19:55:13] <AwesomeRock99> Who is dead
[19:55:57] New player joined the game
[19:55:58] Unnamed player is now known as Inferno_Knight
[19:55:58] <[BLT] larsalon> did you try to rape those spikes?
[19:56:05] <[BLT] larsalon> aww god thats hot
[19:56:48] <[BLT] larsalon> is that period blood on those spikes !?!?!
[19:56:56] <Inferno_Knight> YTHEY DEMON SWORD
[19:56:59] <[BLT] larsalon> holy shit, youre bleeding like a pig
[19:57:01] <[BLT] larsalon> soooo hot
[19:57:07] <AwesomeRock99> Its raepin time
[19:57:19] <[BLT] larsalon> look at those spikes, its period blood
[19:57:38] New player joined the game
[19:57:38] Unnamed player is now known as [aAa] asurion61
[19:57:40] [aAa] asurion61 left the game

Don't worry, there will be more to come.