Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

Talk about fire hazard

 

There's barely any fire hazard at all actually.

 

Yea, I was tired when I wrote that....

 

Iko's Maps, last match I chucked 5 bombs back at people, tossed 13 on my own, and blew up
- 5 knights
- 6 builders
- 2 archers
- FOUR workshops
- a cata
- a ballistica
- and most of the enemie base.
I feel like the red knight over there s' gonna stab me anytime now.

 

That moment when you make a really dedicated tunnel, and then its not needed at all.

 

Laughed quite a bit at this one since I've been there too and it's so hilariously tragic lol

 

Its also tragic when an enemy builder comes in and destroys everything.

 

Huge thanks to @Domenje for pretty much creating the system.. Uh, most of it is explained in the image. It's a game show-style machine to show who pressed the button first and it has controls to reset the board and break ties. Domenje even made a binary scoring system:
Edit, added the scoring system:

Spoiler

Also Domenje, check out the system that opens the door to the scoreboard :)

Edit 2: More polished version

Spoiler

 

I joined a server because i wanted to stress test a tower i ripped from an old classic building guide

Spoiler: first screen

Works pretty well i held off their bomb arrow spam, kegs, etc. Then someone build the idiotic pit and i fix it

Spoiler: attempted fix

then they build a bigger useless pit behind my tower(gg guys) and i ragequit :D

Spoiler: meanies

 

When you snipe nubz with bombs

 

Did they all get kicked from the server too? :^)

 

Implying I can manually kick more than 10 people and an admin in <5 seconds

Spoiler: Nigga please

 

wtf he kicked geti badmin a bus

 

He deed eet

@ParaLogia

 

I'll try and build some of those next clan war

 

I just showed this game to my cousin, and man, I couldn't have had a better series of games to show off all the cool strategies and features. I skewered an archer with a thin ballista bolt (with a wide arc shot, as he was taunting me for missing), I threw sharks, stomped people, I deployed a forward catapult and launched mines from it, and I successfully dropped a mine on a bomb jumper in mid-air. When the enemy was showering us with exploding ballista bolts, I went builder, collected gold for a siege shop and got the upgrade, all the while avoiding enemies swarming our base, and succeeded despite falling into a saw on the way, since nobody grabbed my mats. I even had to quickly place some wood plats to afford the ballista, then went knight so that I could deploy it in full range of the enemy ballista, and hit the enemy ballista point blank twice, killing it and the driver. We won the game despite me explaining to him we'd probably lose on account of the failed skybridge that had backfired (as I predicted) with enemy keg rain on our base. Talk about a lucky first impression, god damn.

 

BREAKING: Dino meta defeated on US Official

 

This was a close game.