Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

That was pretty funny. I think the guy got away though. Or else someone else killed him. The problem was that I couldn't get through the boat either.

 

Had to look through some logs for admin business and found logs of that time I went afk on AUS Zombies Server (we left for dinner and I forgot to log out).

Spoiler: Logs

Standard join spam:

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[14:36:50] <AvadaKedav Saiyajin> HEY GETI
[14:36:55] <Geti> how2play
[14:36:57] <TOXIC Cruxiat> heya geti
[14:37:00] <AvadaKedav Saiyajin> HEY GETI
[14:37:01] <AvadaKedav Saiyajin> OMG
[14:37:01] <TOXIC Cruxiat> mine shit
[14:37:01] <TOXIC µpsilon> geit mah man
[14:37:01] <AvadaKedav Saiyajin> OMG
[14:37:05] <TOXIC Cruxiat> make shit
[14:37:05] <[PAU] Joshua> Geti :O
[14:37:05] <Dankbaity> fuck off geti
[14:37:07] <TOXIC Cruxiat> survive
[14:37:17] <TOXIC µpsilon> you look beautiful today

Then got called out of the room to look at something...

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[14:39:12] <AvadaKedav Saiyajin> how to become a necromancer?
[14:39:18] <DM Haphazard> did you eat any strange mushrooms?
[14:39:20] <TOXIC µpsilon> mine!
[14:39:22] <Dankbaity> faggot
[14:39:25] <Geti> afk a bit

And promptly forgot I'd left the game logged in

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[14:41:20] <HelloHuman3> "coughs" "badmin" "coughs"
[14:41:24] <TOXIC Cruxiat> lol
[14:41:31] <DM Haphazard> get some animations!
[14:42:00] <[PAU] Joshua> Geti, do you have special admin powers?
[14:42:08] <DM Haphazard> he is currently afk
[14:42:09] <Dankbaity> lol
[14:42:26] <[PAU] Joshua> kick Geti - afk
[14:42:33] <[PAU] Joshua> :P
[14:42:33] <BIGC Monkey_Feats> geti gone for a nap

They realise they can't get rid of me

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[14:51:04] <BIGC Monkey_Feats> geti?
[14:51:06] <DM Haphazard> we can make mounted bows?
[14:51:14] <Dankbaity> he here but he not
[14:51:22] <BIGC Monkey_Feats> i killde him

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[14:52:09] <BIGC Monkey_Feats> cant kick geti mfw
[14:52:14] <Dankbaity> jayP
[14:52:17] <[PAU] Joshua> yes kick!
[14:52:19] <DM Haphazard> thats because he still outranks you
[14:52:25] <TOXIC Cruxiat> lmao
[14:52:26] <DM Haphazard> even on your own server
[14:52:32] <[PAU] Joshua> geti can grief!

(monkey fix your seclevs :D)

Admissions of heinous crimes against princesses

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[14:44:06] <DM Haphazard> has anyone actually saved the princess in the solo thingy?
[14:44:08] <[PAU] Joshua> you have a sheild
[14:44:10] <TOXIC Cruxiat> yeah
[14:44:10] <HelloHuman3> i did
[14:44:12] <TOXIC Cruxiat> heya jay
[14:44:14] <TOXIC µpsilon> Y IM SPEC
[14:44:16] <HelloHuman3> it was a man
[14:44:17] <JayP> Supppp
[14:44:25] <DM Haphazard> i keep killing it and throwing it over the edge after the necromancer[code]

Innuendos abound
[code][14:43:40] <TOXIC µpsilon> GETI SIGN MY SWORD
[14:43:50] <TOXIC µpsilon> its long...

They get a plan for more free wood

Code:

[14:53:08] <DM Haphazard> get back dank, il handle teh gregs
[14:53:12] <Kahztein> Turn geti into a tree

And then hatch a dire plot

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[14:58:48] <[PAU] Joshua> lets try and kill geti
[14:59:38] <HelloHuman3> geti is pretty princess
[14:59:47] <[PAU] Joshua> ugly prince
[15:02:14] <DM Haphazard> so did anyone manage to kill geti?
[15:02:18] <Reclusse & Knuckles> THERE GOING TO break teh top doors
[15:02:19] <TOXIC Cruxiat> nope
[15:02:21] <Dankbaity> geti is nude
[15:02:26] <[PAU] Joshua> killing geti is imposible,
[15:02:31] <JayP> * Ima ight this *
[15:02:33] <Reclusse & Knuckles> geti is senpi
[15:02:34] <TOXIC Cruxiat> DO IT JAY
[15:02:35] <JayP> * move down *
[15:02:43] <[PAU] Joshua> spikes brake when they touch geti legit
[15:02:47] <Kahztein> someone keg geti
[15:02:52] <DM Haphazard> amazing
[15:03:10] <DM Haphazard> is it allright we if just happen to store all our money on kegs around him?

I'm not sure if I ended up somehow invulnerable (monkey rcon shenanigans?) or just incredibly lucky

Code:

[15:05:44] <[PAU] Joshua> geti doesn't even die from zombies
[15:05:45] <(B4L)Ethank4> oh nose!

But they figured it out in the end

Code:

[15:06:12] <[PAU] Joshua> GETI DIED
[15:06:30] <(B4L)Ethank4> oh god!

And then science ensued

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[15:16:44] <TOXIC Cruxiat> why did we flood this
[15:16:46] <TOXIC Cruxiat> FFS
[15:16:54] <TOXIC Cruxiat> wow
[15:16:58] <DM Haphazard> because we were seeing if geti can breath underwater

Code:

[15:17:06] <DM Haphazard> he cannot

New folks came along

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[15:23:18] <DOOM kmcarlin> geti
[15:23:21] <DOOM kmcarlin> thats cool
[15:23:29] <DM Haphazard> good news
[15:23:41] <DM Haphazard> i found that we can drown him to death

And more science

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[15:32:30] <JayP> fuck
[15:32:31] <DM Haphazard> hey
[15:32:34] <DM Haphazard> you killed geti
[15:32:39] <DM Haphazard> so he isnt keg proof

And then philosophical differences

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[15:36:01] <DOOM kmcarlin> geti
[15:36:06] <[PAU] Monkey> ok...
[15:36:08] <DOOM kmcarlin> hes our mascot
[15:36:12] <DM Haphazard> is he always afk for so long?
[15:36:29] <Reclusse & Knuckles> geti is our god who protects us from the zombies
[15:36:40] <DM Haphazard> pffft, gods dont exist
[15:36:55] <Reclusse & Knuckles> but geti magnficent abs proov
[15:37:01] <Reclusse & Knuckles> &prove
[15:37:04] <TOXIC Cruxiat> rip geoff
[15:37:06] <DM Haphazard> *
[15:37:06] <Reclusse & Knuckles> that gods do exsist
[15:37:11] <BIGC Monkey_Feats> retard
[15:37:12] <DM Haphazard> :<

And conspiracy theories

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[15:55:33] <Krocco> I like Gei has just been sitting there afk
[15:55:37] --- Vote passed: 4 vs 3 ---
[15:55:38] <JayP> wow
[15:55:38] <TOXIC Cruxiat> lmao
[15:55:39] <DM Haphazard> :<
[15:55:39] <JayP> why
[15:55:40] <JayP> the fuck
[15:55:42] <Donkey> yeh geti has been afk whole time
[15:55:45] <DM Haphazard> the pain!
[15:55:47] <BIGC Monkey_Feats> hes probs filming you

And more innuendo

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[16:01:42] <DOOM kmcarlin> lets make abunker surrounding Geti
[16:01:47] <[PAU] Monkey> we need to make walls on the sides of the base
[16:01:49] <DM Haphazard> already done
[16:01:56] <DOOM kmcarlin> u think?
[16:02:12] <Donkey> fuck cant destroy wires, theyre bugged
[16:02:19] <DOOM kmcarlin> ik
[16:02:19] <TOXIC Cruxiat> tree farm?
[16:02:22] <DM Haphazard> ohhhhhhhh monkey and geti sitting in a hole, t a l k i n g
[16:02:23] <TOXIC Cruxiat> can we make one?
[16:02:41] <Donkey> theyre fucked lol
[16:02:43] <DOOM kmcarlin> i know

And abuse

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[16:06:29] <DM Haphazard> you took a nasty fall into the hole with geti somehow
[16:06:41] <TOXIC Cruxiat> !
[16:06:43] <TOXIC Cruxiat> what happened?
[16:06:50] <DOOM kmcarlin> rekt
[16:06:57] <TOXIC µpsilon> at least i can be with geti
[16:07:00] <TOXIC µpsilon> <3
[16:07:01] <Krocco> another one
[16:07:03] <TOXIC µpsilon> *smooch*
[16:07:15] <Krocco> don't touch my Geti
[16:08:02] <DOOM kmcarlin> is geti man or woman?
[16:08:06] <[PAU] Monkey> man
[16:08:08] <TOXIC Cruxiat> take it

And dire mistakes

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[16:11:42] <Krocco> this is the worst design I've ever seen
[16:11:49] <Krocco> our Geti is obviously not protected

And more love

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[16:15:59] <Krocco> guys
[16:16:03] <Krocco> Geti spawns in hearts
[16:16:08] <Krocco> everybody get in here!
[16:16:19] <Krocco> I knew he was my lover
[16:16:54] Monkey42 left the game
[16:17:15] Qmart left the game
[16:17:47] <Krocco> lol
[16:17:49] <DM Haphazard> rip
[16:17:52] <Krocco> thats fucking amazing
[16:18:02] <CityBoy1> run
[16:18:13] <Krocco> that mode is so fucking pointless
[16:18:27] <Krocco> I'm out when Geti comes back from his Koma tell him that I love him

And then everyone left and the server went down

Code:

[16:52:13] DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER

And that is the story of the time I didn't play zombies.

 

Caged myself above the enemies to show off.

 

I now have proof of you team-killing me (holding the flag). Prepare for your global ban.