Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

I now know the full frustration of "No wood".

I was playing TTH, and some guy with 229 hours apparently was making an area to put shops on top of the starting hall, okay that's all fine and good, but when I broke some parts of the wall to make doors out he goes "WTF NOOB!?" "Stone." and breaks my doors and puts stone only. I then respond with "You're the noob if you think wood has virtually no use in this game" He states "229 hours, noob" I state "1000 hours, noob" and then I ran off into the sunset, crying, because even after I take a break people are still stupid assholes who don't like listening and just like being pretentious bastards.

 

1954 hours noob

 

probably over 5k hours noob
i play since 2011 with only short breaks
i wish so much api would save for how much hours you play

 

1448 hours

 

Thank you, even mentioned it was getting off topic in one of my posts I believe. At any rate, let me get it back ON topic :D

Spoiler: Video

I had a really annoying match with people with trampolines today. I should've voted to kick them really but I thought if I asked them to stop that they actually would. These people are so common nowadays, I know of at least 5 people who are notorious for doing this on a daily basis, every game they're in, every second they play. I literally come off a two day break from KAG and now I don't even wanna touch the official servers anymore, I rarely see admins on at the times that I play and when i'm griefed or something like this happens there's nothing I can do about it except hope to god they do it long enough for me to record it and report it. But that's sometimes hard to do especially with all the stealth griefers around like Trapmaster and Coolorphans. It's depressing, my days in KAG usually are like buying a package of eggs and when you open it you see one busted. Sure you got the rest of the eggs but that one busted egg haunts you, and it really drains you after a while. I'd much rather have people calling me a faggot and useless in game than getting griefed like this essentially everyday.

 

Is your fps low while recording or is the software just weird?

 

Both, the recording causes my fps to lower but the random skips only happen in the video, they weren't hapening in game.

 

"I can't handle all the pretentious people out there"
*rides off into the sunset*

 

After playing ships and sails I realized that rafts and dinghy's actually pose as a very powerful weapon, as if thrown on to people they instantly kill them, and if thrown on to other boats it damages them and makes it harder for them to maneuver. So apparently I thought

Spoiler: THIS

was a good idea!

Unfortunately people glitched out the map with sponges before I could use them, so I had to restart the map.

Oh, and I got a fanclub or something while I was playing because people really had a hard on for me during the match.
[08:12:32] <!SNAC Ephe> IM WITH TERRI
[08:15:29] <Lord Darknus> I KILLED TERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[08:16:06] <!SNAC Ephe> NO TOUCH TERRI

It made me sad though, because my friend Anks has self-esteem issues and really wants to be noticed on KAG, so I tried to draw attention to her and I got this response from people

Spoiler: Chat

[08:12:42] <Terri> Anks = Not badmin.
[08:12:45] <Terri> Terri = Sadmen.
[08:12:49] <Crash Anks> Anks = does nothing
[08:12:50] <Terri> :>
[08:12:56] <Terri> Oh don't worry Anks.
[08:13:04] <Terri> You're doin a lot just by being here
[08:13:04] <!SNAC Ephe> NO TOUCH TO MY TERRI
[08:13:07] <Terri> I need help coverin things.
[08:13:13] OxOThuK6 left the game
[08:13:13] <Terri> Maps huge
[08:13:20] ERTIK left the game
[08:13:26] * Teams are way imbalanced due to players leaving...
[08:13:26] * Remember, swapping to the smaller team makes you a better person!
[08:13:29] * Balancing fog6611 to Red Team
[08:13:29] !ropper (fog6611) has joined Red Team
[08:13:47] <!SNAC Ephe> NOOO
[08:13:48] <Terri> Did it :D
[08:13:52] <Terri> Tis fix.
[08:13:52] <Lord Darknus> the bridge of warboats LOL XD
[08:14:13] <Terri> The boat brok
[08:14:14] ERTIK connected
[08:14:14] <!SNAC Ephe> ILL BE YOU'R GUARD
[08:14:18] <Terri> No pls
[08:14:19] ERTIK has joined Red Team
[08:14:22] <Terri> I'm just douchin arouind
[08:14:23] <ERWIDZE> more warboats = more fun
[08:14:25] <Terri> Don't waste thine time
[08:14:30] <Crash Anks> NOOO
[08:14:43] <!SNAC Ephe> NO TOUCH TERRY
[08:14:52] <Terri> Equi with the rafffts.
[08:15:02] Supplies will drop at your halls.
[08:15:03] <Lord Darknus> MORE WARBOATS=MORE LAG AND EPICITY AND FUN
[08:15:14] <Crash Anks> stuns stuns stuns
[08:15:17] <Terri> I wanted to throw a raft at ya
[08:15:20] <Crash Anks> NOO
[08:15:22] <Terri> Stuns stuns stuns is funs funs funs
[08:15:23] <Lord Darknus> I KILLED TERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[08:15:26] sho0811 connected
[08:15:28] <Terri> You bastard.
[08:15:29] <Lord Darknus> I KILLED TERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[08:15:31] sho0811 has joined Red Team
[08:15:34] <Terri> Now you juts gotta kill Anks
[08:15:36] <Terri> Then you become god
[08:15:39] <Terri> But that'll never happen
[08:15:40] sho0811 left the game
[08:16:00] <Crash Anks> yeah of course
[08:16:00] Solar_Wind6 left the game
[08:16:06] <!SNAC Ephe> NO TOUCH TERRI
[08:16:11] <Lord Darknus> anks dont esist

Which got me really upset. It was a fun game though, I just don't like being the center of attention in matches like that.

 

I probably had the most fun i've ever had on KAG today while on admin patrol on ships and sails. All due to starbob and Notnothitler doing their usual thing and fucking around. First off me and Starbob embarked on a Raft quest towards the enemy hall, as brave warriors we were going to take them on just by ourselves. Then all of a sudden Hitler got shot out of a catapult that was like, 200 blocks away and managed to land on our raft and come with us. I somehow managed to play competently despite laughing so hard. but otherwise it was super funny. I actually got it on video too! :D

Spoiler: Video

Then I went on the bravest mission with 3 randoms. The raft assault of the main base, unfortunately I lost my crew, but brave little me would never give up!

Spoiler: Video 2

I also took the liberty of adding music that fits very very slightly. And by that, I mean not at all. ENJOY ITSY BITSY SPIDER!

 

Deserved every bit of that kick

 

I did it just 4 u <3

 

Quite long game happend (it might still be going on right now) twas fun flying with kegs :D

Spoiler: Videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjkgVNiTSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIOne8i5Glo

 

LOL DO YOU REALLY PLAY WITH THE NO SWEARS FILTER TURNED ON?

 

LOL DO YOU REALLY PLAY WITH THE NO SWEARS FILTER TURNED OFF?

 

Spoiler: Video

Bomb y u do dis ;-;