Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

YES U flipING clown, DUEL ME 1V1, I WILL hug YOU

Spoiler: list of noswears

//swears
"fucker", "flipper",
"fuck", "flip",
"shitt", "poop",
"shit", "poop",
"crapp", "poop",
"crap", "poop",
"faggot", "flower",
"poofter", "flower",
"poof", "flower",
"dyke", "wall",
"nigger", "friend",
"gook", "friend",
"sluts", "ladies",
"slut", "lady",
"bitches", "ladies",
"bitch", "lady",
"asses", "butts",
"arse", "butt",
"cunt", "cat",
"minge", "cat",
"twat", "cat",
"pussy", "cat",
"dick", "clown",
"cock", "clown",
"peen", "clown",
"bastard", "kid",
"wank", "sing",
"rape", "hurt",
//obnoxious memes
"rekt", "hugged",
"rek", "hug",

 

It was like 1-2 seconds off from the drop...

Spoiler: Videeooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qpLH-5bkPU

 

Spoiler: boulder tennis

Me and RA played tennis. Pretty sure im better than serena williams
EDIT:

Spoiler: RA'S propaganda

 

Just got into a heated argument with someone who was trying to kick some of the new summer sale people for just being bad at the game. No, they didn't keg their own base on accident, they didn't spike their teammates no no, they were just not that good. It's very depressing sometimes how elitist some kag players can be, just let the fucking new guys find their way. It's one thing to get salty over a bad team, it's another to want to stroke your own dick so much that you'll try and make decisions on who is allowed to use the public official servers and who isn't.

Other than that though today I met a couple cool new summer sale guys so far and it's nice to see a buncha servers with players to choose from. :D

 

And those elitists complain about having no players, and a reason why because they scare the newcomers away.

 

maybe it's because the THD servers went down for over 12 hours during the steam promotion.
THD love shooting themselves in the foot and you know it.

 

newcomers are griefers, trolls, spammers, and im sure some are good people.

Someone DDOS'd them. https://twitter.com/1bardesign/status/747012277803442176

 

Best way to encourage newcomers to become better is to simply lead by example. Like if I place platforms in front of a front flag door and see someone breaking it I explain why I did that and how I integrate it into my brand of flag defense. If they disagree and break it anyway I just roll with the punches since its pub

I remember when I was awful at this game and the most fun I had was to play against pros, learn how they play from observation and perfected techniques.

Thanks to simply watching and playing with people like Verzuvius, Makmoud, Radioactive, Snake19, The ZEN and AG guys among many others i've went from a noob scrublord to a player of epically mediocre skill #Can'tPolishTurds

 

Played a fun but short match of Cerberos' rift today.

First got to see some guy make a funky looking trap at that little mid bit that I really liked looking at

Spoiler: Da trep

No it wasn't spectacular by any means but I dunno, I just thought it looked pretty for some reason. It's rare to see things built like that.

Best part though was when @ParaLogia got launched by a bomb to the side where he got caught on a little tiny ledge, and like a determined puppy trying to get out of a pen kept jumping up at a gap so he could walljump and escape.

Spoiler: Arf arf

Para sadly did not make it as he fell into the gaping maw that was the bottom of the screen. Still was really funny.

Little things like these are the reason I love cerberos' so much, even though the matches are long and lot's of times travel can be a real hassle these odd and fun things that happen are very unique to the map, I'm damn sure that i'm not going to see that trap or that bomb incident ever again in KAG unless it's on cerberos'. The little moments are what make KAG such a great game to me and Cerberos' such a fun map, I will never see things like this happen on any other game nor any other KAG map and I wish I could see things like this more often.

 

punk dislikes this

 

ofc. It is a shit map that leads to a ton of cancer. The new meme on the map is to make a trap on your side of the pit and camp the ledge. Perfectly making the map last for eternity

 

dont ask how. dont ask why. just know that we turned the map into a aquarium

Spoiler

 

Had a lot of fun on Bananaman's sandbox server today (Surprised me because I usually hate sandbox)

First while attempting to create an infinite boulder machine me and bananaman made the greatest pleb killing machine ever

Spoiler: Killing machine in action

And then I took @Cobramuziek86 's advice and took someones negative backwall (In this case, a swastika) and turned it into something positive :D

Spoiler: Happy face

Some guy also made backwall message that said "Fuck you" which I tried to make "Love you" but I was bad at making a V ;-; Still, Loved the hat we gave our little happy backwall man.

 

I've noticed my name popping up more and more and more in the chat as I play, and I think today tops the highest amount of times my usernames been said in one day! Cue montage.

Spoiler: Terri? Terri. Terri! Fuck you Terri! Terri no! Why Terri!?

[01:02:04] <-AoKA Anthirella> My one goal in life is to protect Terri
[01:04:22] <-AoKA Anthirella> Terri with the plays
[01:04:26] <Seanharrs> loving the lag terri
[01:04:36] <[CTT] GamerEdeks> sorry terri
[01:18:32] <-AoKA Anthirella> TERRI
[01:26:21] <-AoKA Anthirella> Terri
[01:26:25] <-AoKA Anthirella> Literally die pls
[01:26:32] <-AoKA Anthirella> You make me so salty with tis shit
[01:33:29] <-AoKA Anthirella> BURN TERRI
[01:33:31] <-AoKA Anthirella> BURN!
[01:34:13] <-AoKA Anthirella> TERRI
[01:34:57] <ZacEdgeworld101> that was most terrifying
^ Badumtsh
[01:37:33] <[ª] Starbob95> EW
[01:37:34] <[ª] Starbob95> TERRI
[01:40:32] <[ª] Starbob95> fuck you Terri~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[18:37:38] <BITCH TriasicBastoo> well they win anyway
[18:37:42] <BITCH TriasicBastoo> they have terri
[18:38:19] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Terri
[18:52:33] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Green is one of our friends and terri is awesome
[18:52:47] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Nooo terri!
[18:52:51] <Cura GreenMonsterJr> NO TERRI
[19:00:40] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Everyone on my team just accept terri is awesome and admint we need a 3v1 1 to fight him
[19:16:54] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Terri that was rude
[19:19:11] <Ora> thanx for the fish terri <3
[19:25:47] <[LAP] Wolf Haley> terri
[19:33:44] <[LAP] Wolf Haley> terri
[19:44:34] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Yes terri
[19:44:39] <[LAP] Wolf Haley> no terri
[19:50:33] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Terri1
[19:54:23] <Taco RedDeadCWB> Terri = win
[19:54:46] <!SNAC PapaBiceps> terri=no win for now lD
[19:58:43] <alternate nob> terri it does not like you
[20:04:00] <[LAP] Wolf Haley> terri
[16:29:28] <ETID|toothgrinderx> hi terri
[16:28:23] <Amooraze> Ei terri
[17:02:21] <alternate nob> terri
[17:03:22] <ParaLogia> terri is not animated
[17:04:30] <By-Tor> fuck you
[17:04:31] <By-Tor> terrir
^ Buy me dinner first.
[17:04:34] <By-Tor> terri
[17:11:23] <alternate nob> * terri *
[15:27:39] <Vans> terri so mlg
[15:52:53] <[LAP] [USMC-E4] [CE] Cpl.b> * terri is hero *
[15:57:50] <HLOT AZ THE DESTROYER> terri tell me... what inspired you to make this odsly familiar map?
[15:59:28] <HLOT AZ THE DESTROYER> terri y u so rascist to trees?
[16:06:11] <HLOT AZ THE DESTROYER> itsn't the only thing you've got stuck terri ei?
[16:15:50] <HLOT AZ THE DESTROYER> terri... ur racist 2 muscles
[16:18:22] <HLOT AZ THE DESTROYER> go back 2 america terri u nerd

I deserve an award.

 

^^when you delete all other chat so only your name comes up^^

 

Spoiler: You're a wizard harry!

It's fuckin witchcraft.

1. It's all from one day and if you look at the chat times my names being called on an average of 5 minutes everytime (The hours away are when I take my little kag breaks to watch youtube, eat, bathroom, or do other things) Which is why I found it funny


2. If I posted all the other chat (Which would mainly be me responding to those people and conversing) my post would be insanely long

3.

Spoiler: Just for you

 

When you troll your friends to get into a full CTF server. @SuperSoldier98

Spoiler: Easy

EhRaGoN: 1v1 me
EhRaGoN: jks ur bad
EhRaGoN: ;3
AvadaKedav: lmaooo
AvadaKedav: 1v1
EhRaGoN: tdm aus 1
EhRaGoN: k
AvadaKedav: ok
AvadaKedav: ;)
AvadaKedav: wait
AvadaKedav: oh
AvadaKedav: my
AvadaKedav: fucking
AvadaKedav: god
AvadaKedav: you
AvadaKedav: troll
EhRaGoN: lololololol
AvadaKedav: holy
AvadaKedav: fking
AvadaKedav: shit
AvadaKedav: you
AvadaKedav: are
AvadaKedav: so
EhRaGoN: LOL
AvadaKedav: retarded
EhRaGoN: LMAO
EhRaGoN: YOU ARE SO BAD
AvadaKedav: i wanna cri

 

Little shit no more donations XC

 

I finally came up with a name for my funky Swastikaturnedintoface man. Fred, like Fred from scooby doo. I even made him some siblings!

Spoiler: Fred

Spoiler: Longarm Karm and LongLeg Craig

I'm having a lot of fun with these kinds of things on sandbox, I know they're awful drawings but they're fun to make and that's all that matters to me :D