Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

Now I can finally get to sleep, oh Addm <3

 

Australian ape?

 

this is what we do on the mlk server when there are no clan wars happening:



A map where the flags are at the bottom of the map and you have to dig hundreds of blocks down to get to them with all kinds of things in your way like mines and buggery dungeons!

One of the top captains matches to date.

 

if anyone was wondering about the base we used to beat MIST here you go:

 

Confirmed.

 

Got praised for being good at playing the bucket , so my people built me a temple and a giant sign

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EDIT: fuckton of logs:

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[20:58:42] <Quailz> my followers go to the east
[20:58:43] <Boris> WE WILL GET YOU
[20:58:45] <Quailz> we shall build a temple
[20:58:54] <Legion Mr.KoT> its sanbox :0
[20:58:56] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> dat team work
[20:58:58] <l.ilya04> back guys
[20:58:59] <Quailz> a theatre*
[21:02:02] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> behold your true meaning!
[21:02:17] <Quailz> afk
[21:02:24] Bobmixbobster connected as esljrios10
[21:02:27] esljrios10 (Bobmixbobster) has joined Survivor
[21:02:50] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> god's afk cocoon
[21:03:00] Failedwhistle5 connected
[21:03:09] Failedwhistle5 has joined Survivor
[21:03:13] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> we must make religion great again

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[00:30:39] <UNITY iisageii> graivty fgravity falls music btw
[00:30:42] <UNITY iisageii> do minecraft
[00:31:46] <JJGregg> qualiz
[00:32:04] <Quailz> stop it noov
[00:32:15] <JJGregg> qualiz do you bot or do you play it urself?
[00:32:20] <Quailz> lmao
[00:32:22] <Quailz> my slef
[00:32:23] <kpone4> QUICKLY GET IN ITS SAFE HERE
[00:32:35] <JJGregg> how do you do it?
[00:32:36] <lord and king potato> placing traps evry were
[00:32:40] <UNITY iisageii> wet hawawwaw hes a gid
[00:32:44] <UNITY iisageii> hes a god
[00:32:46] <JJGregg> for other there are notes missing
[00:32:51] <UNITY iisageii> GET AWAY
[00:33:09] <kpone4> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
[00:33:11] <Presas Des malei1> moster
[00:33:27] <UNITY iisageii> sir'wdw
[00:33:30] <UNITY iisageii> add me n steam sir
[00:33:32] <UNITY iisageii> plz
[00:33:36] <UNITY iisageii> i relly want to learn
[00:33:40] <JJGregg> qualiz what do key shifts do?

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[00:35:43] <UNITY iisageii> WE ARE NUMBER 1
[00:35:44] <UNITY iisageii> :D
[00:35:49] <Presas Des malei1> i gona rape you
[00:36:03] JJGregg left the game
[00:36:05] Paulwhoisaghost left the game
[00:36:11] <UNITY iisageii> sorry
[00:36:16] <nolanthekid> Kk
[00:36:28] <kpone4> brb
[00:36:37] <UNITY iisageii> yu know how to play anything els
[00:36:41] JJGregg connected
[00:36:48] JJGregg has joined Survivor
[00:36:54] <UNITY iisageii> ohhhhh snap
[00:36:59] <UNITY iisageii> this man is trutly a god
[00:37:05] <UNITY iisageii> DAN DAN DAN DAN
[00:37:08] <UNITY iisageii> WTF

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[21:12:08] <Candy esljrios10> How do you learn those
[21:12:09] <Muckle Flugga> Oh I didnt know it was a rule
[21:12:12] <Muckle Flugga> sorry
[21:12:13] <Muckle Flugga> xD
[21:12:14] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> wow
[21:12:21] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> you really missed it?
[21:12:24] <Quailz> i play moosic irl
[21:12:29] <Muckle Flugga> can you fix the doors
[21:12:30] <Muckle Flugga> plz
[21:12:33] <Candy esljrios10> Oh nice
[21:12:36] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> it was riterally given to you right into your face
[21:12:53] <Muckle Flugga> Oh I didnt read it
[21:12:54] <Candy esljrios10> !
[21:12:55] <Candy esljrios10> YES
[21:12:58] <Muckle Flugga> it was different yesterday
[21:13:00] <Candy esljrios10> Gravity FALLS
[21:13:01] <Candy esljrios10> Gravity FALLS
[21:13:01] <Candy esljrios10> Gravity FALLS
[21:13:02] <Candy esljrios10> Gravity FALLS
[21:13:03] <Quailz> ye
[21:13:03] <Candy esljrios10> YES
[21:13:05] <l.ilya04> I@
[21:13:07] <l.ilya04> oh
[21:13:09] <Muckle Flugga> LOL
[21:13:13] <Candy esljrios10> YOU ARE THE BESY
[21:13:15] <Candy esljrios10> BEST
[21:13:30] <ZiomKS> you filthy peasant
[21:13:36] <l.ilya04> its our gpd
[21:13:39] <l.ilya04> god
[21:13:40] <l.ilya04> *

My best one is :
[21:02:02] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> behold your true meaning!
[21:02:17] <Quailz> afk
(seals self with blocks)
[21:02:50] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> god's afk cocoon
(goes back to game)
[21:04:53] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> the cocoon is hatching
And :
(plays we are number one)
[20:55:24] <C.U.N.T HARDCORE Lenny> we are number one
[20:55:29] <Boris> hell goddamn fucking yes

 

Wow, today a person who said they were from Iraq and currently lived in Jordan on kag didn't get any discrimination and didn't get any insults. People expressed that it was cool seeing someone from the middle east playing kag because that's a rare sight but not a single person screamed at him or did anything racist. Was quite heartwarming.

 

Do you live in a racist household or what? Seems very normal to me.

 

I don't think I've ever seen any actual discrimination in KAG. People will joke a lot (it's what we do) but I wouldn't deem a tongue-in-cheek calling someone a terrorist racist.

 

Last time I said where I was from I started a flamewar , which at the end cooled down.

 

Yesterday I was on Eluded TDM with Fiddy, Ntourage, Joan and Mr. Whales doing some 1v1s.


Suddenly a mysterious person named ----- has joined the game.

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[23:33:49] ----- has joined Red Team
[23:33:49] ----- connected

He communicated using punctuation marks only.

Code:

[00:18:06] <MIST deynarde> ----- want to 1v1?
[00:18:11] <-----> -

We had a long discussion about identity of the mysterious knight.

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[23:45:10] <Fiddy> ---- plays exactly like i would
[23:45:15] <Fiddy> i think eluded created a super bot
[23:45:23] <Fiddy> with me as origin
[23:45:33] <Fiddy> only better

...

[23:55:58] <Fiddy> yo
[23:56:00] <Fiddy> its franek
[23:56:11] <Fiddy> 100%
[23:56:16] <Fiddy> see
[23:56:18] <Fiddy> hes panicing
[23:56:21] <Fiddy> its franek
[23:56:35] <MIST deynarde> the biggest conspiracy of kag
[23:56:38] <Fiddy> or wait
[23:56:46] <Fiddy> do franek usually beat you like this
[23:57:19] <MIST deynarde> nope
[23:57:29] <Fiddy> WHO ARE YOU

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[00:00:17] <MIST deynarde> its either alter acc or some random guy from discord
[00:00:46] <Fiddy> ofc its alter acc a good kag player doesnt just randomly appear

...

[00:36:25] <Fiddy> * i dont think ---- are even allowed in names *
[00:36:28] <Fiddy> * what if *
[00:36:29] <Fiddy> * just *
[00:36:31] <Fiddy> * stay with me *
[00:36:44] <Fiddy> * im thinking about a certain blonde princess *
[00:36:56] <Fiddy> * who can do whatever he wants in this game *
[00:37:02] <Fiddy> * including using illegal names
[00:37:22] <MIST deynarde> * geti is aus *
[00:37:27] <MIST deynarde> * mm is eu *
[00:37:31] <Fiddy> * rly *

Fiddy has learned his language immediately.

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[00:40:17] <Fiddy> * ---- wanna duel after them? *
[00:40:30] <-----> * -----* *
[00:40:34] <-----> * - *
[00:40:42] <Fiddy> * ---- *
[00:40:50] <Fiddy> * ------- --- ------ -- ----- *
[00:40:53] <-----> * ---- =/= ----- *
[00:41:06] <-----> * <- ----- *
[00:41:17] <-----> * 5=/=4 *
[00:41:17] <Fiddy> * --- ------------ -- ---- ------- --! *

----- was a fierce warrior and managed to win most of his 1v1s

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[00:32:02] <MIST Joan of Arc> lol
[00:32:04] <MIST Joan of Arc> fml

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It was a really interesting encounter.

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Yes, I had never seen him before. Also there is a forum account by the name of ----, but registration time is different.
KAG creepypasta.

And he knew the server password.

 

I've won my 1v1 , he beat all of the other players. The most probable theory is an alter account.

I love this part.

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[00:40:17] <Fiddy> * ---- wanna duel after them? *
[00:40:30] <-----> * -----* *
[00:40:34] <-----> * - *
[00:40:42] <Fiddy> * ---- *
[00:40:50] <Fiddy> * ------- --- ------ -- ----- *
[00:40:53] <-----> * ---- =/= ----- *
[00:41:06] <-----> * <- ----- *
[00:41:17] <-----> * 5=/=4 *
[00:41:17] <Fiddy> * --- ------------ -- ---- ------- --! *

Fiddy is calling him ----

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[00:40:17] <Fiddy> * ---- wanna duel after them? *

He responds that it's ----- not ----

Code:

[00:40:30] <-----> * -----* *

And later that ---- is not -----, because there are 5 characters in the second name.

Code:

[00:40:53] <-----> * ---- =/= ----- *
[00:41:06] <-----> * <- ----- *
[00:41:17] <-----> * 5=/=4 *

 

can we all try and find out who this mystery man is? -----, whoever you are, spill your secrets!